Quotes for
Tatiana (Character)
from "My Name Is Earl" (2005)

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"My Name Is Earl: Very Bad Things (#2.1)" (2006)

Jasper: Same reason I don't let amateurs cut my hair, they make mistakes!
Tatiana: It was not mistake.
Jasper: Yeah well you better pray I find that ear lobe.
Tatiana: He won't mind. Jasper is too much sissie to be a real criminal, this is why we live in cement closet. Bring me to this truck and I will buy with my own money I steal from Jasper.
Joy: I like you. If I could ever get used to staring at that thing on your face we could hang out.

Tatiana: Something is specious, you are police I know it.
Joy: Oh calm down I've just got to pick up the truck keys. So jumpy all of a sudden.
Tatiana: I just don't like surprises.
Everyone: Surprise!
Tatiana: Ah!

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"My Name Is Earl: O Karma, Where Art Thou? (#1.12)" (2006)

Tatiana: No kiss on lips!

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