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Dirk (Character)
from "My Name Is Earl" (2005)

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"My Name Is Earl: Faked My Own Death (#1.4)" (2005)
Earl Hickey: Dirk?
Dirk: Hey, Earl. Don't tell me your hooker works here too?
Earl Hickey: You're supposed to be dead.
Dirk: Yeah, I know. Thanks for the idea.

Dirk: Hey Earl. Is there a condom machine around here?
Earl Hickey: No Dirk.
Dirk: [looks at maid trolley] Hey, what are these?
Catalina: Shower caps.
Dirk: That could work.

Natalie: Hey Dirk. Still getting your mail. It's from the clinic. Somebody got themselves an STD.
Dirk: I can deal with that.
Natalie: Turn the page.
Dirk: Aww crap... Damn shower caps.