From
"My Name Is Earl: Very Bad Things (#2.1)" (2006)
[
Joy has stolen a truck from the Bargain Bag store because they wouldn't refund her $3000]
Earl:
[
horrified] Stole a truck?!
Joy:
[
adamant] Because they wouldn't give me my money back! It was a crime of principal like when Rosa Parks stole that bus!
Earl:
They wouldn't even give you a store credit?
Joy:
No.
Earl:
That doesn't seem fair.
Joy:
Thank you! Which is why you have to help me sell the truck.
Earl:
Sell the truck... Joy, that's against the law.
Joy:
Earl, this is not about the law. It's about right and wrong, and isn't that what your list is about, rights and wrongs? Doing unto others all that Robin Hood/Batman/Jesus stuff?
Earl:
Well you got a good point. The store DID do you wrong. I don't know if Jesus or Batman would sell a truck, but Robin Hood might. Okay, I'll do it. But you're not getting a penny more than three thousand dollars.
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