From "Red Dwarf: Waiting for God (#1.4)"
[reading Rimmer's confidential report
] Arnold Rimmer: Technician 2nd Class. Captain's remarks: There's a saying amongst the officers, "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer". He aches for responsibility, but constantly fails the engineering exam.
Wait, Holly. I want *my* report. RIMMER. That's two m's e-r.
Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical.
No, Holly. I want my report. RIMMER. That's 2 R's. One at the front, one at the back.