From "I'm Alan Partridge: A Room with an Alan (#1.1)"
[Alan is being shown around a new house
Oh, I like this. Yes. Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here, isn't there?
Could swing a tiger in here, really!
You could, couldn't you, yes. Wouldn't want to, though. Not unless it had been stunned. Even then it's going to weigh the best part of a ton.