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Rocky Merrick (Character)
from Mean Creek (2004)

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Mean Creek (2004)
Clyde: If anything, it's a beautiful day.
George: It smells like cherry blossoms.
Millie: How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?
George: I know what they smell like!
Rocky: Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?
George: Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.
Rocky: I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?
Marty: I think I'm bored as fuck.

Marty: Woo. Ah, ya... Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit.
Rocky: Yeah, about that - I wanna call it off.
Marty: I'm not laughing.
Rocky: Dead serious.
Marty: You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?

Jasper: What are the paddles for?
Marty: We're going cow spanking.
Jasper: Cow spanking? What's that?
Marty: It's like cow tipping, only we spank.
Jasper: Really.
Rocky: Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here.
Jasper: While you boys are out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'.
Marty: Good for you, Jasper.
Kile: [smacks Marty in the head] Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.
Jasper: You ever been pussy hunting?
[Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like two pulsating balls]
Jasper: I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one.

Sam: You know, if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him.
Rocky: We need to hurt him without really hurting him.

Rocky: What are you going to do?
Marty: I'm gonna drive to Mexico. What do you think?
Rocky: I don't know what to think.
Marty: Well if you don't know what to think, then you probably shouldn't be making decisions.

Rocky: Everyone else wants to call it off.
Marty: Everyone else is a vagina!

Marty: Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands.
Rocky: This is a disgusting story.
Marty: Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so.
[Marty turns around to face Millie and uses both hands to hold a huge imaginary penis]
Millie: Thanks, Marty.
Marty: No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts!

Rocky: Okay, I think I got one. Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, and leave him there all day and night.
Sam: Why?
Rocky: It's for the bugs, so they get on him and bite him.
Sam: No, we can't do that.
Rocky: Why not?
Sam: Well, what if a bear came along?

Rocky: You have to trust me on this one, Sam. I'm your big brother.
Sam: But I don't trust you.