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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Dagney? That's your name? Tremendous name. My name's Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you in love?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: At the present time, are you in love?
Dagney: Why?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness. However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the bees' knees.
Dagney: Does this rap ever work?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Alas, in the old days. Now I rarely get a chance to try it. But you haven't answered my question.
Dagney: I forgot it.
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Are you in love?
Dagney: Well there is someone...
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: But?
Dagney: We date... I have memorized his phone number, but I won't use his toothbrush... We're somewhere in between and he's crazy about me.
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide... Tell me about it. What's his name? Chip?
Dagney: Alex...
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Same thing. Does he make you thump?
Dagney: Define "thump".
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Thump. When you think about him, you can't eat You can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?
Dagney: That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that.
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me.
Dagney: Aren't we the sultan of segue?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: It's a beautiful month. Just have dinner with me.
Dagney: Are you going to make me thump?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Or die trying.

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You gave me your word!
The Man With The Plan: I'm a criminal; my word don't mean dick!

The Man With The Plan: Beg me, or I let you suck my dead dick in return for your life, BEG!
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: NO!
Lt. Atwater: BEG, ASSHOLE!
The Man With The Plan: Take out my dick. Atwater! Take it out. TAKE IT OUT!

The Man With The Plan: Look at you. You got a lady?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: No.
The Man With The Plan: That's 'cause you're hangin' out with the virus breeders, Jimmy: VB's. You in that yet? Bitin' the pillow?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: No.
The Man With The Plan: You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' cock. Am I wrong?

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: What's your name?
Dagney: Dagney
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them thump.
Dagney: What's Thump?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump, I can make you thump. Have dinner with me.