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Lance (Character)
from Undercover Brother (2002)

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Undercover Brother (2002)
[after killing three bodyguards with his bare hands in a temper tantrum]
Lance: They shouldn't have called me a sissy.

[Stoned, walking into The Man's communications room]
Lance: This isn't Taco Bell! Oh, man...

Lance: I *feel* black.
Conspiracy Brother: But you *look* white... don't touch me!

Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: is the police.
Undercover Brother: No.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow white athletes?
Undercover Brother: No!
White She-Devil: A cute butt.
Undercover Brother: NO!
Lance: Probable cause.

Lance: [screeching] I... am not... a sissy!

Lance: So let me get this straight; whenever a black guy does well, starts wearing Dockers, buys a few Celine Dion records, and sleeps with a White chick, you automatically say he's sold out?
The Chief: That's enough, Lance!
Lance: Always trying to shut the white man down.
Conspiracy Brother: THAT'S RIGHT! That's Right!... Oh, that ain't right.

Lance: It looks like the Source Awards in here...
[Conspiracy Brother punches him]
Conspiracy Brother: It does now!

Lance: I have stood on the sidelines of race relations long enough! I want to march down that field of oppression and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance!
The Chief: Son, you talk a lot of shit.
Lance: Yes, I do.
The Chief: But you down.

Lance: Chief, and various brother agents. I owe all of you a huge apology. I just watched a show, ummm, Roots, maybe you've heard of it? It taught me such a profound lesson about bigotry. I have stood on the sidelines of race relations long enough! I want to march down that field of oppression and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance!

Lance: We gotta get the hell out of here! We're gonna die! We're all gonna die!
Undercover Brother: [slaps Lance] Dig it...
[slaps him again]
Undercover Brother: ... and dig it hard!
Lance: [softly] Daddy...