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[Grandpa is giving the boys names
] Tum Tum
: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer? Colt
: How about Super Dork?
: We should run. Tum Tum
: We should hide. Colt
: We should kick their butts!
: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything. Tum Tum
: I won't eat dog poop.
: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win? Colt
: And lesson two? Grandpa
: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
: Oh no, robbers! Hammer
: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
: Am I a nice guy or what? Colt
: You're a geek.
: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment. Colt
: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?
: Colt, what is a ninja? Colt
: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment. Rocky
: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline. Tum Tum
: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!
: [while eating the pizza they stole
] Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing. Hammer
: They're probably pretty nice kids. Colt
: [scene cuts
] Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?
: Alright, Samuel! Rocky
: Sir! Grandpa
: From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock! Rocky
: [Receives mask
] Awesome! Yeah! Grandpa
: Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt! Colt
: Colt? That's cool. Tum Tum
: What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer? Colt
: How about Super Dork? Tum Tum
: Shut up, spazz! Grandpa
: Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum! Tum Tum
: Tum Tum!
[Both Tum Tum and Grandpa laugh
: I can't wait 'till we show these to dad! Rocky
: He'll hate 'em.
: Hold it! Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise! takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative Tum Tum
: What's that stuff? Colt
: Takes cap off bottle: Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days? Tum Tum
: Yeah... Colt
: This is the stuff that makes you have to go. Colt
: Instant diarrhea. Tum Tum
: You're sick. Colt
: Not as sick as they're gonna be. stirs spiked Coke with his finger.
: I get it now. Colt
: What? Rocky
: The sound of the flowers. Tum Tum
: Where? Colt
: You heard the flowers? Tum Tum
: What? I don't hear anything. Rocky
: That's the whole point. I didn't hear them.
: What is this? A Mercedes Benz? Colt
: It means peace, pizza brain. Tum Tum
: Peas? I hate peas...
: [last lines
] Tum Tum
: So, you going to kiss her, Colt? Colt
: Who? Tum Tum
: Her. Jo. Colt
: Nah. Rocky
: Yes, you are! Rocky and Tum Tum
: [making kissing sounds; chanting
] Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt
: Come on, you guys! Okay, okay, maybe I will. Rocky and Tum Tum
Big Hairy Biker
: Kids don't belong here! Go! Colt
: And gorillas belong in the zoo.
: Try the ladder, moron.
: Let me guess - you're too short for the good rides at the carnival. Tum Tum
: What's so funny about that? Colt
: Why don't you buttheads just leave her alone?
: We go and get him out. Tum Tum
: We. As in you and us? Jo
: Yes. You guys and the girl. Colt
: Wait a minute. Rocky
: Colt, I think it's okay. Colt
: Okay. but we'll have to do it tonight, cause they're going to start the hearing tomorrow. Rocky
: Tonight, then, Colt
: Tonight. Tum Tum
: Tonight? Jo
: [Rocky is driving and chasing the bad guys
] Fasten your seatbelt, Tum Tum, and start praying!
Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas
: [a Ninja whips out a cell phone instead of his sword
] What are you gonna do, talk us to death?
: [after a home alone like battle with three dumb bad guys, when the trio was going to prepare dinner
] What happened, I thought You said You were gonna have Dinner ready, what is this mess? Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.
, Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas
, Tum Tum
: These three Guys came, they wanted to rob the Place! Grandpa
: What could they want to rob? Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.
: VCR's and stuff, we heard them talking. Tum Tum
: Yeah, but they finally gave up and ran away! Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas
: We did everything You taught us, we were great! Grandpa
: A true Ninja, never brags about His skill, next time this happens... call the Police.
: What are you guys, Teenage Mutant wannabes? Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.
[swings down from tree and knocks them down
] Tum Tum
, Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas
, Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.
: We're the 3 Ninjas! Yah! Slam
: Let's get outta here while we're still standing. Vinnie
: I'm with that, brother. Out of my way, Slam, I'm outta here! Glam
: [Slam and Vinnie run
] I'm working with idiots.
: So uh, just another typical day at the park, eh boys? Colt Douglas
: Yeah, pretty boring, I guess.
: [Throws Water on Dave Dragon's face
] You okay? Those guys messed you up pretty bad. Dave Dragon
: Who are you kids? Colt Douglas
: I'm Colt, these are my brothers, Rocky and Tum Tum.