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: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa. Marcus
: Dude! Fester
: None of that green stuff.
: [aiming gun at clerk
] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[Pager goes off
: Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?
: Hey dude, what time does school get out? Hammer
: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery. Hammer
: Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.
: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge? Hammer
: Rather do Laurie. Fester
: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett? Hammer
: Tanya Roberts, dude.
: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches. Hammer
: What time is it? Fester
: I dunno, anybody got a watch?
: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.
: I say we kill those little boogers! Hammer
: But like, I thought we wanted them alive. Fester
: I want *us* alive, dude!
: Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.
: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!
: We got those little dudes now, Dudes.
: Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya. Fester
: Who is it? Fester
: Pizza, ma'am. Babysitter
: We didn't order any pizza! Fester
: Uh, some kids called. Yeah, and if you don't pay, we'll, uh, we'll T.P. your house. The Dudes
: [shove pizza in Babysitter's face
: First we feast. Then we Felony!
: [while eating the pizza they stole
] Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing. Hammer
: They're probably pretty nice kids. Colt
: [scene cuts
] Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?
: Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours. Slurpee? Hammer
: Radical! Fester
: Slurpee? Marcus
: Dude! Fester
: We're outta here.