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Quotes for
Capt. Wild Bill Kelso (Character)
from 1941 (1979)

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1941 (1979)
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Let me hear your guns!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Kid, you gotta get that sub.
Wally Stephens: What sub?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The Jap sub.
Wally Stephens: Where?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The ocean, lame-o.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: War nerves? Who said war nerves?
The Patron: I heard it on that radio there.
[Kelso shoots the radio]
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Radio's wrong.

Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Identify yourself!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Barstow. Where are you coming from?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: San Francisco... been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.
Telephone Operator: I'm from Moline, Illinois.
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Tough Shit.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [Exit in a hurry]
General Joseph W. Stilwell: That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Come back, plane!
[chases after his plane, shooting his gun off in the air]

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [after parking his fighter plane in front of a gas station with the engine running] Fill her up! Ethel!
Gas Mama: Where?

Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones: Real japs?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Nah, wooden japs, Cheetah, what do you think?

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [shooting a plane out of the sky] Sayonara, suckers!