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Sandy Cheeks (Character)
from "SpongeBob SquarePants" (1999)

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The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick ate the cotton candy, starts going hyper, and starts laughing as they run all over the world, but Sandy throws a travel card away as SpongeBob and Patrick are still laughing]
Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]

[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look out!
[a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!

Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts! I'm out of nuts.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy? Is that you?
Sandy Cheeks: You can call me The Rodent!

Sandy Cheeks: Hello? Hello? Guess yal don't want my money.
Mr. Krabs: Money? Thank you come again.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm/Squid on Strike (#2.20)" (2001)
Sandy: I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer, and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me.
SpongeBob: What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
Sandy: Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down.

Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?
[pulls a realistic boat down by the chain of its anchor]
SpongeBob SquarePants: You are.
Sandy Cheeks: And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-K" in karate?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [shaped into a "U"] You did.
Sandy Cheeks: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [his butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"] You do.

Sandy Cheeks: [after wrestling the worm in a cave] Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm.
Sandy Cheeks: Pardon?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
[camera pulls back; the "cave" has two beady eyes]
Sandy Cheeks: Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
Sandy Cheeks: Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Sleepy Time/Suds (#1.15)" (2000)
SpongeBob: [Falling in Sandy's dream] What's going on?
Sandy Cheeks: Well, we're free-falling from a height of 114,000 feet and are about to land on that itty-bitty target.
SpongeBob: That sounds kinda dangerous!
Sandy Cheeks: Not as long as you got a big ol' parachute.
SpongeBob: Okay!
[Inflates his shoes]
Sandy Cheeks: Not pair of shoes, SpongeBob. Para-chute.
SpongeBob: Gotcha!
[Pulls out a parakeet]
Sandy Cheeks: Not parakeet, para...
[Lands on a truck of clam manure]
Sandy Cheeks: ... medic.

Sandy Cheeks: All right, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?
Patrick: Uh... Uh... He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Sandy Cheeks: All right, then tell me. Since when do you have two houses?
Patrick: Since I ran out of room to put my stuff.
Sandy Cheeks: Uh-huh, yeah. Then why does your house have feet?
Patrick: This is my mobile home.
[the "second house" sneezes and all the dust flies out to reveal the inflated SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Hiya, Sandy.
Patrick: Hmmm... the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Sandy Cheeks: Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real doctor.
Patrick: No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob. Say "aah."
SpongeBob: Aah.
[SpongeBob's bad breath dries out the landscape and knocks out some scallops]
Sandy Cheeks: See? He's worse than I thought.
Patrick: [Has a clothespin on his nose] What do you mean? He's fine.

SpongeBob Squarepants: [after waking up from a bad dream] Ah!
[sees everyone hovering over his bed, all looking quite irritable with him]
SpongeBob Squarepants: Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?
Squidward: No, we are not having a slumber party!
Sandy Cheeks: Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!
[everyone grumbles in agreement]
Sheldon J. Plankton: Take a hike!
Squidward: Don't we get enough of you during the day?
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
[everyone stares at Patrick]


"SpongeBob SquarePants: PreHibernation Week/Life of Crime (#2.7)" (2001)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hibernation? What's that?
Sandy Cheeks: It's when I sleep all winter.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I do that?
Sandy Cheeks: No, silly. It's a mammalian thing.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one-hundred-percent ma-male.

Sandy Cheeks: [Leadind a search for SpongeBob] Status report!
Male Fish: [Covered in sea urchins] He's not in the poison sea urchin beds.
Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again!
Female Fish: [Covered in leeches] He's not in the leech farm.
Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again!
Squidward Tentacles: He's not in my thoughts.
Sandy Cheeks: Well, think again!

Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob's tie, and all his other little dressings? But -But SpongeBob always folds his clothes before running around... in the nude!

Sandy Cheeks: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (#2.12)" (2001)
Sandy: I'm a squirrel, see.
[Points to a logo of an acorn on her suit]
SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts?

SpongeBob SquarePants: You know what that cloud reminds me of?
Sandy: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A flower.
Sandy: SpongeBob, they all look like flowers. All the time.
SpongeBob SquarePants: They sure do.

Sandy Cheeks: Holy guacamole!

Sandy Cheeks: [hears Clamu crying in the background] Oh I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter, what kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, that's kind of what I wanted to talk about Sandy
Sandy Cheeks: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery!
[rips a phone book in half]
Sandy Cheeks: Now what was it you wanted to talk about SpongeBob?
[Spongebob reacts nervously and starts twitching]
Sandy Cheeks: Hey SpongeBob how come you're all twitchy like that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um... um... go get my hair cut!
[He runs home]
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob doesn't have hair!... or does he?
[reacts in disgust]


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Whale of a Birthday/Karate Island (#4.11)" (2006)
Sandy Cheeks: Something's rotten in the Alamo.

Sandy Cheeks: That SpongeBob, who does he think he is? I taught that yellow egomaniac everything he knows, and that ain't much.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [In distance] No!
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aah!
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob is the King of Karate. He can handle it by himself.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, help me! I can't handle this by myself!
Sandy Cheeks: Hold on, SpongeBob!

Sandy Cheeks: You're in the soup now, Udon!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: SB-129/Karate Choppers (#1.14)" (1999)
SpongeBob Squarepants: I'll slice the buns!
Sandy: I'll dice the tomatoes!
SpongeBob Squarepants: Then I'll cut the cheese!

Sandy Cheeks: I love karate.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I love kara-te.
Mr. Krabs: I love money-e.
Squidward: I hate all of you.

SpongeBob Squarepants: How much fun was that?
Sandy: Almost some.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Survival of the Idiots/Dumped (#2.9)" (2001)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe we should build a fire. I got it! We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree.
[Tears a strip of bark]
Sandy: [From inside] You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead.
[SpongeBob tapes up the bark]
SpongeBob SquarePants: That fire isn't happening, Patrick.

Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil, just like newspaper comics.

Sandy: [On TV set at entrance of treedome] Howdy. If y'all are watching this, it means I'm asleep for the winter. This sleep is called hibernation. During hibernation, animals do not like to be woken up, so do not disturb.
[Zoom in]
Sandy: That means you, SpongeBob.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Nature Pants/Opposite Day (#1.9)" (1999)
Sandy Cheeks: Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?
SpongeBob: No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.
SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.
[Takes off pants]
SpongeBob: I won't be needing this.
[Runs off naked, buzzing]
Squidward: He took off his pants.
Sandy Cheeks: I'll give him a week.
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.
[They both leave; Patrick stays behind]
Patrick Star: [Crying] Patrick sad!

Sandy Cheeks: [Placing bets on how long it will take Spongebob to become discouraged by the jellyfish] I give him a week.
Squidward: I give him eleven minutes.

[SpongeBob appears on the horizon]
Sandy Cheeks: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.
[whispers]
Sandy Cheeks: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.
Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite.
[on the verge of tears]
Patrick: Take bite.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Texas/Walking Small (#1.18)" (2000)
Sandy Cheeks: Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
Sandy Cheeks: No, you can't!
Patrick: Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?

Sandy Cheeks: Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape.

Patrick: Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?
Sandy Cheeks: What did you say?
Patrick: Should I start running now?


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V (#3.12)" (2002)
Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.
Barnacle Boy: You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that two.
ManRay: The Quickster.
Squidward: three.
Barnacle Boy: Captain Magma.
Patrick: Four.
The Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband.
Sandy: Five.
Barnacle Boy: M-M-M-Miss Appear.
Mermaid Man: And me makes 10. I think.

Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so either save the world, or you're fired!
[Squidward sighs]


"SpongeBob SquarePants: The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (#3.15)" (2003)
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Gary] Looks like training is gonna start early, ladies. I called you a lady to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we coaches use.
[Elsewhere in Bikini Bottom]
Sandy Cheeks: Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.

Sandy Cheeks: [Kicks SpongeBob in the rear at the end of "The Great Snail Race"] That's for yesterday, SquarePants!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: BubbleStand/Ripped Pants (#1.2)" (1999)
SpongeBob: [after almost drowning in water] I ripped my pants.
Sandy Cheeks: [angry] That wasn't funny Spongebob. You had me worried sick!

[SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out]
Lifeguard: Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.
[Looks through spyglass]
Lifeguard: Holy fish paste! It's a guy!
[Runs over]
Lifeguard: Why? Why? *Why?*
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I need... I need...
Lifeguard: What do you need, son?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!
[Everyone leaves, disgusted]
Sandy Cheeks: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (#3.16)" (2003)
Sandy Cheeks: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

[last lines]
SpongeBob: [now ripped in half by the gorilla] Patrick? Sandy?
Patrick, Sandy Cheeks: [in unison, tied in a sack] Yes, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore, but I'm terrifed of gorillas now.
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, that's alright, SpongeBob. Us too.
SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand though?
SpongeBob: [other half] What?
SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
[the gorilla's eyes widen up in shock]
Gorilla: [nervously] Well, that's funny, you should - I mean, you see that - George, they're onto us!
George: Let's get out of here!
[the gorilla and the horse run away into the sunset as Sandy, Patrick, and SpongeBob watch them, a family is watching this as the mom and dad look at each other, the dad shuts off the TV as the screen goes to black]


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Dunces and Dragons (#4.6)" (2006)
Sandy Cheeks: [as the Dark Knight] By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.

Sandy Cheeks: [as the Dark Knight] You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't understand a word you just said.


The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Mrs. Puff: We paid nine dollars for this?
Sandy Cheeks: I paid ten!

Mrs. Puff: We paid nine dollars for this?
Sandy Cheeks: And I paid ten!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: The Secret Box/Band Geeks (#2.15)" (2001)
[Squidward tries to start a marching band]
Squidward: Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [raises his hand] Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward: No, SpongeBob. That's a chorus line.
Patrick: Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking!
[Patrick kicks Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks: Why, you...
[fights Patrick; they tumble outside, and after a while, Patrick peeks his head through the door]
Patrick: Whoever is the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.
[Patrick walks in and takes his seat; his head has been pulled through his trombone, and he makes a trombone sound as he walks]


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Culture Shock/F.U.N. (#1.10)" (1999)
Gary the Snail: [Doing performance poetry] Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, he has such a way with words!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick SmartPants/SquidBob TentaclePants (#4.8)" (2005)
Squidward: [Spongebob and Squidward are sharing the same body] Sandy, that's got to get us separated!
Sandy Cheeks: [holds up device] Say hello to the Molecular Separator Ray!
Squidward: [smoothly] Hello, Molecular Separator Ray!


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III/Squirrel Jokes (#2.11)" (2000)
Sandy Cheeks: Well, hello there, little dude.
Female fish: Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
Kid Fish: All right, mommy.
Sandy Cheeks: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Help Wanted/Reef Blower/Tea at the Treedome (#1.1)" (1999)
Sandy Cheeks: This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane. That's just a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees?


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV/Doing Time (#3.5)" (2002)
Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob will you just face facts? You've shrunken everyone in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Squidward he'll be so disappointed.
Sandy Cheeks: Well you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [on the verge of tears] But you don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants: [Spongebob's parents appear in the jar] SpongeBob you need to admit your mistakes
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mom?
Mermaid Man: Your mother's right son, Mermaid Man will understand
Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man you old coot!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.


SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! (2005) (VG)
Sandy: 10:4, we got a 10:12 on that 10:17. I got there 10:20. Over.
Officer over PDA: That sounds like the invinsible boatmobile! Was that them?
Sandy: Didn't I just say that?


"SpongeBob SquarePants: No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (#3.8)" (2002)
[Sandy and SpongeBob are doing karate at the beach]
SpongeBob SquarePants: HI-YAH!... Sandy?
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, I'm Sandy all right. I'm very Sandy. HI-YAH!
[Comes up from under the sand and launches SpongeBob into the air]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [as he flies through the air] Oh, I get it. She's Sandy. That's her name, and she's also covered in, yes...


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Ghost Host/Chimps Ahoy (#4.10)" (2006)
SpongeBob SquarePants: This helmet looks impressive. What's it do?
Sandy Cheeks: That's my peanut radio helmet. It lets you talk to peanuts. But what good is that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Takes a peanut out of his pocket] SpongeBob to peanut. Come in, peanut.
Patrick: What's it saying?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It says, "It's dark in here."


"SpongeBob SquarePants: Selling Out/Funny Pants (#4.5)" (2005)
Sandy Cheeks: It's easy if you approach it scientifically. Now, what is laughter?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose, but now mocks me with its cruel indifference.
Sandy Cheeks: But technically, it's caused by your epiglottis obstructing your larynx, causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sounds painful.
Sandy Cheeks: Science makes anything sound painful, SpongeBob.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: It Came from Goo Lagoon (#9.7)" (2014)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, why do you have rockets on your sub?
Sandy Cheeks: Ya know, in case I get stuck in traffic.


"SpongeBob SquarePants: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" (2012)
Sandy Cheeks: [Affected by Jerktonium] You took food from Plankton and fed it to everyone in town?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Smiling] Uh huh.
Sandy Cheeks: You're an idiot.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Still smiling] Uh huh.