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Quotes for
Sergeant Roderick (Character)
from "SpongeBob SquarePants" (1999)

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"SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Towers/Mrs. Puff, You're Fired (#4.9)" (2006)
Sergeant Roderick: You must all observe the rules of my class. Rule one: no talking.
Student #1: Does that mean...?
[Sergeant Roderick picks up student, throws student through wall]
Sergeant Roderick: Rule two: no eating in class.
[Pulls out box of bon-bons]
Sergeant Roderick: Would anyone care for a bon-bon?
Student #2: I would.
[Others gasp]
Sergeant Roderick: Pick your favorite.
[Student eats bon-bon]
Sergeant Roderick: How's it taste?
Student #2: It's a delightful taste sensation.
Sergeant Roderick: [Picks up student] No eating in my classroom!
[Throws student through wall]

Sergeant Roderick: What are you supposed to be learning in this class?
SpongeBob: To drive?
Sergeant Roderick: Affirmative, but before you can learn to drive, you must first learn to crawl, then you can learn to walk, and then to run. But before you can learn to walk, you must first learn to crawl. I want you to crawl!

SpongeBob: How'd I do?
Sergeant Roderick: How'd you do? Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian... *how you did*?