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Gary (Character)
from "SpongeBob SquarePants" (1999)

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"SpongeBob SquarePants: Sleepy Time/Suds (#1.15)" (2000)
SpongeBob Squarepants: [after waking up from a bad dream] Ah!
[sees everyone hovering over his bed, all looking quite irritable with him]
SpongeBob Squarepants: Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?
Squidward: No, we are not having a slumber party!
Sandy Cheeks: Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!
[everyone grumbles in agreement]
Sheldon J. Plankton: Take a hike!
Squidward: Don't we get enough of you during the day?
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
[everyone stares at Patrick]

"SpongeBob SquarePants: The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (#3.15)" (2003)
[Gary collapses from exhaustion at the Snail Race]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Gary, I'm sorry! Why didn't you just say I was pushing you too hard?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You did? Oh Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You did?

"SpongeBob SquarePants: Scaredy Pants/I Was a Teenage Gary (#1.13)" (1999)
SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Squidward has accidentally injected him with snail plasma] Don't worry Gary, Squidward says I'll be fine, he knows everything, so you hungry?
Gary: [jumps up in excitement] Meow-how!
[Spongebob gives Gary some snail food but decides to try it he likes it and eats more]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [tosses Gary the empty bowl] Here you go eat up!
Gary: [looks at the empty bowl] Meow?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry Gary I couldn't control myself!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Meow! Why did I just do that? am I cracking up?
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no Squidward's right, I'm fine I-I worry too much, it's all in my head
[walks slowly towards the kitchen with Gary out walking him]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary you're getting
[speaks in a slow low voice]
SpongeBob SquarePants: a lot faster!
[walks into the bathroom and looks at himself in the mirror]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at me, look at me, never better, better!
[his head throbs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm okay Squidward says I'm fine!
[his eyeballs pop out and grow into stalks like Gary's as he screams in terror]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary...
[pants heavily]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm fine!
[falls to the floor screaming in agony]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yooooooooull see!
[his arm shrivels up and goes into his body and his sleeve bounces away]
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's okay I'm a lefty anyway
[his other arm and his legs shrivel up and go into his body]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ha, ha now Idon't have to buy those new shoes
[his body stretches and contorts into a snail shape]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I take it back Gary something is wrong with meeeeeow!

"SpongeBob SquarePants: Survival of the Idiots/Dumped (#2.9)" (2001)
Patrick: I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past.
[Takes off pants, puts them in washing machine]
Patrick: It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Gary?
[Gary has gone inside the washing machine, burrowing his head into the back pocket of Patrick's shorts]
Patrick: He only like me for my shorts!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket.
Gary: [Crawls towards SpongeBob] Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: G-G-Gary?
Gary: Burp! Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, Gary! I knew you'd never leave me. Let's go for a walk, pal.
[They leave]
Patrick: Gary? I thought what we had was special!

"SpongeBob SquarePants: Nature Pants/Opposite Day (#1.9)" (1999)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! It's Opposite Day and I'm - Walk, don't run - and I'm going to - Opposite. Opposite - I'm just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day. Too bad it only comes once a year. Huh, Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?
Gary: Woof.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Gary: [under Plankton's power] Meow... Plankton.

"SpongeBob SquarePants: As Seen on TV/Can You Spare a Dime? (#3.7)" (2002)
[SpongeBob falls down the stairs into the living room]
Gary: [apathetically] Meow...
SpongeBob: [gasps in anger] Gary! Squidward is not a freeloader, and he would never take advantage of me!
Narrator: Three weeks later...
SpongeBob: [exhausted] He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.
[falls down]
Narrator: Many months later...
SpongeBob: [totally exhausted] I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.
[falls down again]
New Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
[SpongeBob crawls into the living room now exhausted than ever]
Gary: [annoyed] Meow, meow, meow!
SpongeBob: [furious] I know he's still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!!