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: [lost in desert
] I'm lost and all alone, in a million acre catbox.
: Can't we get an espresso and talk this over, please?
: It's funny how your appetite perks up when you find out you're gonna eat dinner, instead of BE dinner.
[after Tiger falls off a cliff
: [as though nothing happened
] I hurt myself.
: [to Tiger on top of a cliff
] Suck in you're paunch, boy. Tiger
: [sucks in his paunch, causing his upper body to look like a balloon
] Wylie Burp
: Good. Now saunter on out there one leg in front of the other. Slow and easy. Tiger
: [makes farting noises as he walks along the cliff, but falls off the side and flys around like a deflated balloon
: [sitting on the ground
] I hoit myself.
: I will be tough. I will be brave. I will...
[Sees Chula, the tarantula
: Ahhh! It's a spi... a spee... a spid-d-d-d... an arachnid!
[Fievel and Tiger are both lost in the desert; they see each other in the distance
: Tiger! Tiger
: Fievel! I've been searching all over for you! Fievel
: Tiger! Is that you? Tiger
: Fievel! Fievel
: Nope. Bet it's another mirage. Tiger
: Oh, Fievel, I just can't tell you how much I wish... you weren't... a mirage.
[They pass each other
: Hi, mirage of Tiger. Tiger
: Hi, mirage of Fievel.
: [to Fievel
] It's too tough, kid. Get out while you still can. Tiger
: Okay. Toodle-oo!
: I think a little endive went down the wrong tube.
: [to the Mousican chief
] How!... do you do?
: Oh, Tiger, I almost forgot. How do I get to Green River? Tiger
: Just grab a passing sagecoach.
[a tumbleweed stops next to them, Fievel gets on it
: Thanks. See you later.
[the tumbleweed tumbles away with Fievel
: Sagecoach, get it? Sage. Ha ha ha! Aw, never mind.
: Dogs. I hate those guys.
: [Passes by a buffalo skeleton
] Don't they ever dust this place? A guy can make a fortune out here selling...
[the skeleton rises up and tries to attack Tiger; Tiger turns around and the skeleton goes back to where it was
: ... vacuum cleaners.
[the skeleton rises up again, then back when Tiger turns; this happens repeatedly until the skeleton breaks into a tap-dance routine and collapses
: Dancing buffalo bones. Nah!
[the skeleton suddenly jumps over Tiger, trapping him; Indian mice, which had been moving the skeleton in the first place, surround him
: [lands on a stagecoach
] Mom always wanted me to be on the stage.
: [escapes a dog by catching a train
] I made it! What a stupid dog! Nah nah-nah nah-nah nah! Your mother was never housebroken! Ha ha! Toodle-oo!
[He enters the caboose, only to come face to face with another dog
: He-he... Hi. Ahhhhhh!
: This is the worst moment of my life. I wouldn't wish this on a dog. Maybe a dog.
: You lost your family? Oh, dear. That's terrible. I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean.
: Eight brothers. Ten sisters. Three fathers.
: Listen, I like mice.
: Oh, no. Not like that. You see, I don't eat red meat at all. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, a little fish now and then, but what I really like is a nice piece of... shh... broccoli.
: I like butterflies with big, golden wings, and blue and green tips. Fievel Mousekewitz
: Me too! Tiger
: I like Swiss cheese ice cream. Fievel Mousekewitz
: Me too! Me too! Tiger
: You too-too? Wait a minute. What's your favorite book? Fievel Mousekewitz
: Why, the Brothers Karamousov. Tiger
] The Brothers... I don't believe it!
Warren T. Rat
: How did he get away, Tiger? Tiger
: I let him take advantage of me. Warren T. Rat
: You're fired, Tiger. Tiger
: Good. I never liked you. And besides, your music stinks.
: I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instints of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat.
: [playing cards
] I got it! I got it! I got it! Rummy! Cat
: Tiger, for the hundredth time, we're playing poker.
: I never dweamt this morning I'd be widing a fewine. Tiger
] A fewine? Gussie Mausheimer
: A cat! Tiger
: I knew that, I knew that.
[Tiger has just let Fievel escape
] Warren T. Rat
: You're fired. Tiger
: Good. I'm glad. I never liked you. And besides, your music stinks.