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from UHF (1989)
Al: [reads a book title] Thirty Seconds To Martial Arts Mastery. This sounds cool.
Al: To begin your martial arts training, look behind you.
Kuni: [Kung Fu yell] Hello, little Sensei. My name is Kuni. I'll be your judo instructor for the next thirty seconds.
Al: Oh, okay. Well, what do I...?
Kuni: No questions! We are on a very serious schedule here. Now, the martial arts I am to teach you are only to be used for defense, not for attack. Let's begin. Attack me.
Al: [pause] But you just said that...
Kuni: I know what I said - attack me!
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