From For Love of the Game
[Billy Chapel is warming up in the bullpen before the game
] Well, since you're throwing bullets, I'm not even gonna mention the fact that you're an hour late, and I have been standing here trying to figure out who my starting pitcher would be if you didn't show up.
Have I ever not showed? In the 19 years, have I ever not showed?
Well, that's true of everyone until the first time they don't show.