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: It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
: What happened? Nicholas Collini
: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
: Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze. Nicholas Collini
: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them
] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.
: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'. Nicholas Collini
: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
: Been married long? Mr. Tewitt
: About 31 years. Nicholas Collini
: Have many fights? Mr. Tewitt
: Nope. Nicholas Collini
: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.
: [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon
] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet! Nicholas Collini
: [in a heavy accent
] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"
: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.
: Were the trailer repairs expensive? Nicholas Collini
: No more than a room at the Ritz.