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Cassie, age 5
: Daddy? Bob Munro
: Yeah, baby? Cassie, age 5
: I'm never gonna get married. Bob Munro
: Why not? It's not as bad as it looks. Cassie, age 5
: Because I always want to live here with you. Bob Munro
: Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
] Cassie Munro
: [Scene switch
] Dad, could you be any more of a dork? Bob Munro
: Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know? Cassie Munro
: I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way. Bob Munro
: Because it's a stupid way. Jamie Munro
: You're lost, aren't you? Bob Munro
: Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house it. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.
: Does anybody have a vomit bag? Jamie Munro
: You sick? Carl Munro
: Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house. Jamie Munro
: What? Cassie Munro
: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
: This is the worst I've ever been treated. Jamie Munro
: Wait till you get married.
: I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone. Cassie Munro
: What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
: So where do you park your hat? Travis Gornicke
: Behind that wheel there, that's our bus. Jamie Munro
: Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school? Marie Jo Gornicke
: Home schooling. Bob Munro
: This next question may seem personal but how do you... Travis Gornicke
: Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather. Marie Jo Gornicke
: In prison he's getting the help he needs.
: [after taking a sudden and far swerve to get away from the Gornickes
] Where did you learn to drive like that? Jamie Munro
: How do you think I get the kids to school on time?
: [a raccoon has invaded their RV; Bob is trying to muster the family to help him get rid of it
] See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong! Jamie Munro
] Just get rid of it. Bob Munro
: Just me? Jamie Munro
: Yeah. Bob Munro
[Meekly heads back into the RV, alone