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[Kneeling down to pray
: Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad.
: Do you wanna get shot a whole buncha times?
: What are ya'll lookin' at? Fuck all ya'll.
[to Bob and Mimi
: Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!
: Them's some big ugly fuckin' teeth you got, Bob.
: Holy shit! Look who got beaten with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun made such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! And, hey, I heard you have one of those big poop bags that's like attached to where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag ain't you, Bob! You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, motherfucker!
: [holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer
] This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?
: Fuck all y'all.
: "My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!"
[from some TV closed-captions
: "My neck may not function, but I have not lost my smile!"
[from DVD subtitles
: I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal.
[after getting slashed
: You didn't have to kill me! Vanessa
: I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!
: Mister, I'm a person!
: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
: I am claustrophobic. Vanessa
: Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick! Get in there! Woody Wilson
: Please, I've got to pee! Vanessa
: Well, pee in there, motherfucker! I ain't kidding! Now! Dumbass.
: I already told you why I shot him you shit-skinned motherfucker.
: When a guy does that and hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked. And Bob, you're crooked. You proved that to me tonight.
: Well you don't have to worry about him anymore. I took care of him. Detective Garnet Wallace
: Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead. Vanessa
] Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.
: I don't give a good goddamn!
[to Rhonda's sexual advances
: Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight.
: Why are you doing this? Vanessa
: 'Cause I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me. Give me your goddamn money!
: You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?
: You fucker! You killed my grandma! Bob Wolverton
: That's not all I did to grandma.
: I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls. Vanessa
: You can keep 'em.
: He had this disease, called, um, Wisenheimers, I think. You know, where your brain cells run out into your pee.
: Why were you so convinced we wouldn't believe you ? Vanessa
: 'Cause I've been in the system, and once you've been in it once, ain't no one never gonna believe you again.
: So what you think it's OK do all sorts of bad stuff to me now? Bob Wolverton
: Well that's an open ended discussion Vanessa dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact take it from me a professional Vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron!
: Get out of the goddamn car, right now, you little pecker snot!
: [Mesquita and her friends approach Vanessa
] Chola alert. Vanessa
: How many? Rhonda
: There's three but you only gotta worry about one.
: Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob?
[Bob chuckles sadistically
: Why are you killing all them girls, Bob? Bob Wolverton
: 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa. Vanessa
: What kinda people am I supposed to be? Bob Wolverton
: The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who fuck their daughters, the drug addicted motherfucking whores with their bastard fucking offspring. Vanessa
: Hey I ain't no trick baby! Bob Wolverton
: We call them garbage people, and I assure you, you are one of them.
: What's the secret password? Vanessa
: Fuck you, you piece of shit...
: If you try anything, I'm going to shoot you so many times!
: What, you really feel sorry for them people? You think normal people just wake up one morning and decide they're going to work in a prison? They're perverts, every last one of them.
: Any of them fuckos get in my way, I'm going to make them wish they hadn't.
: [Abuses Lutz
] Put your fucking pants down, you FUCKING CUNT! Vanessa Lutz
: What did you call me?