Vanessa Lutz
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Vanessa Lutz (Character)
from Freeway (1996)

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Freeway (1996)
[Kneeling down to pray]
Vanessa: Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad.

Vanessa: Do you wanna get shot a whole buncha times?

Vanessa: What are ya'll lookin' at? Fuck all ya'll.
[to Bob and Mimi]
Vanessa: Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!

Vanessa: Them's some big ugly fuckin' teeth you got, Bob.

Vanessa: Holy shit! Look who got beaten with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun made such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! And, hey, I heard you have one of those big poop bags that's like attached to where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag ain't you, Bob! You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, motherfucker!

Vanessa: [holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer] This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?

Vanessa: Fuck all y'all.

[Imitating Bob]
Vanessa: "My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!"
[from some TV closed-captions]
Vanessa: "My neck may not function, but I have not lost my smile!"
[from DVD subtitles]

Vanessa: I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal.

[after getting slashed]
Guard: You didn't have to kill me!
Vanessa: I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!

Vanessa: Mister, I'm a person!

Vanessa: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?

Woody Wilson: I am claustrophobic.
Vanessa: Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick! Get in there!
Woody Wilson: Please, I've got to pee!
Vanessa: Well, pee in there, motherfucker! I ain't kidding! Now! Dumbass.

Vanessa: I already told you why I shot him you shit-skinned motherfucker.

Vanessa: When a guy does that and hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked. And Bob, you're crooked. You proved that to me tonight.

Vanessa: Well you don't have to worry about him anymore. I took care of him.
Detective Garnet Wallace: Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead.
Vanessa: [smiles] Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.

Vanessa: I don't give a good goddamn!

[to Rhonda's sexual advances]
Vanessa: Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight.

Woody Wilson: Why are you doing this?
Vanessa: 'Cause I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me. Give me your goddamn money!

Vanessa: You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?

Vanessa Lutz: You fucker! You killed my grandma!
Bob Wolverton: That's not all I did to grandma.

Rhonda: I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls.
Vanessa: You can keep 'em.

Vanessa: He had this disease, called, um, Wisenheimers, I think. You know, where your brain cells run out into your pee.

Cop #3: Why were you so convinced we wouldn't believe you ?
Vanessa: 'Cause I've been in the system, and once you've been in it once, ain't no one never gonna believe you again.

Vanessa: So what you think it's OK do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?
Bob Wolverton: Well that's an open ended discussion Vanessa dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact take it from me a professional Vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron!

Vanessa: Get out of the goddamn car, right now, you little pecker snot!

Rhonda: [Mesquita and her friends approach Vanessa] Chola alert.
Vanessa: How many?
Rhonda: There's three but you only gotta worry about one.

Vanessa: Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob?
[Bob chuckles sadistically]
Vanessa: Why are you killing all them girls, Bob?
Bob Wolverton: 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa.
Vanessa: What kinda people am I supposed to be?
Bob Wolverton: The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who fuck their daughters, the drug addicted motherfucking whores with their bastard fucking offspring.
Vanessa: Hey I ain't no trick baby!
Bob Wolverton: We call them garbage people, and I assure you, you are one of them.

Larry: What's the secret password?
Vanessa: Fuck you, you piece of shit...

Vanessa: If you try anything, I'm going to shoot you so many times!

Vanessa: What, you really feel sorry for them people? You think normal people just wake up one morning and decide they're going to work in a prison? They're perverts, every last one of them.

Vanessa: Any of them fuckos get in my way, I'm going to make them wish they hadn't.

Bob Wolverton: [Abuses Lutz] Put your fucking pants down, you FUCKING CUNT!
Vanessa Lutz: What did you call me?