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: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance? Scott
: Do ya take Green Cross?
: [on the phone
] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?
: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin. Waitress
: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds! Scott
: What the hell did I just say?
: Have you ever blown a rod before? Tammy
: I beg your pardon? Scott
: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right? Tammy
: No, actually, I don't.
: Excuse me, where can I cash a check? Mitch
: You old enough to be in here, kid?
[sees the amount of Scott's check
: Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.
: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like. Tammy
: What? Do you think this is like Disneyland or something?