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: Don't get too excited, boys. On the planet Dominia, when a woman of royal blood shows you her breasts, it's a death sentence. Sticks
: And what part of her anatomy is she gonna kill me with?
: Man. Twenty-first century and they still can't dance.
: If you disobey my orders and refuse to carry them out. You will be tried for mutiny and I guarantee you,
] Dr. Mittenhand
: you will be shot! On the other hand, if you are successful in killing that creature. I will arrange a very generous bonus for each of you. MSgt. Metal Head Hooker
: How much? Dr. Mittenhand
: Say, one hundred times what you are being paid now. Sticks
: I'm in.
: [clowning around
] Lordy, Mr. Daniels, it sho' be dark in here! Danny
: Laugh it up, wise guy. It won't be so funny when that little bastard shoves a laser up your ass. Sticks
: Ooh. A laser up my ass? Oh. Ohh. Come on feet, don't fail me now!
Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy
: [last lines; the Leprechaun's disembodied hand has just flipped off the survivors
] Same to you, pal! Sticks
: Way to go! Alright!
[the survivors have a group hug
: God, I love the Marines.