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: [pointing at a mounted moose on the wall
] Where's the rest of this moose? Burt Johnson
: Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another. Arthur
: I do too. That's why I had to come over today. Hmhmhmhm. This is a tough room. Arthur
: [patting the moose
] I don't have to tell you that. Arthur
: You must've hated this moose. Burt Johnson
: Why don't you forget the moose for a moment! Arthur
: [looks at the moose; then, to Burt
: [smiling broadly
] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man. Arthur
: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here? Burt Johnson
: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food. Arthur
: Well, he was asking for it. Burt Johnson
: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen. Arthur
: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen. Burt Johnson
: You seem to find humor in everything. Arthur
: Yeah, sorry.
: Hello, Arthur. Arthur
: Hello, Mr. Johnson. Burt Johnson
: I haven't seen much of you lately. Arthur
: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink? Burt Johnson
: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks. Arthur
: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!
: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making. Arthur
: You may be right. I can't decide.