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: I've never taken care of anybody. Everybody's always taken care of me. But if you got sick, or anything, I'd take care of you. Linda
: Then I'll get sick.
: I take it this bum will be calling you? Linda
: Dad! He's a millionaire. Ralph
: You have my permission to marry him.
: What are you doing later tonight? Linda
: Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear? Hobson
: Steal something casual.
: Nice place... I love a living room you can land a plane in.
: Have you ever been on a yacht? Linda
: No, is it wonderful? Arthur
: It doesn't suck.
: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Linda
: Oh, my God! Arthur
: Do you think he wants some cheese? Linda
: No, I think we're gonna die!
[about Hobson after she gives her phone number to Arthur
: Wouldn't it be funny if *he* called me?
: Here's your tea. Hobson
: I despise tea. Now, would you go to the bathroom and bring me two aspirin? You'll find them on the top shelf to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream.
[Ralph looks embarrassed and leaves the room. Hobson coughs
: That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor? Hobson
: Yes. And he has seen me. Linda
: You know, I think Arthur has a very good friend. May I kiss you on the cheek? Hobson
: Is it something you feel strongly about? Linda
[She kisses Hobson, who smiles, nods, and prepares to leave
: What about your aspirins? Hobson
: The aspirins are for you, my dear.