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: Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.
: Technically, you can call me a hitman. Keiko Nishi
: Really? A hitman? Does that pay well? Melvin Smiley
: Oh of course. I make a killing.
: I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them
[his fiancee' and his girlfriend
: not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!
: Why don't you just dump the bitch? Melvin
: The truth? Cisco
: Yeah, I want the truth. Crunch
: You can't handle the truth! Cisco
: (to Crunch) Shut the fuck up! Melvin
: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me. Cisco
: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)
: [to Video Store Kid
] You know, I've taken a lot of shit from you. I put up with your high prices, your lousy selection, and your rude phone calls. I just wanna tell you one thing... I will never, ever rent tapes from this store again your snotty little... Cisco
: [kicks open doors
] I come back to finish what I started motherfucker!
[whips out knives
: Knuckle up, bitch! Melvin Smiley
: Yeah, lets go motherfucker! Lets work.
: She ain't no bitch, huh? Oh, I see - you "like" this girl? Shit, man, come on! She tricked you: just another ho manipulating your sorry ass to get what she wants. Melvin Smiley
: You don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about, man. That's not true. Cisco
: You never learn! Haven't I taught you nothin'? She don't like you! Hell, man, I don't fucking like you!
: You really can't blame Chantel and Pam for taking advantage of you. You make it WAY too easy for them Melvin Smiley
: Well, I'm not BLAMing them; I mean at least I'm not trying to. At the end of the day all I want them to do is be happy... Ya know, I just can't stand the idea of them not liking me any more. To be perfectly honest, I can't stand the idea of anybody not liking me Keiko Nishi
: It sounds pretty dysfunctional Melvin Smiley
: Why do you say that? What do you mean? Keiko Nishi
: I mean, you might suffer from a borderline personality disorder. And you have co-dependency issues too Melvin Smiley
: Wha? Keiko Nishi
: [exasperated sigh
] You're "whipped"