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Morey Dell (Character)
from "Gilmore Girls" (2000)

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"Gilmore Girls: Unto the Breach (#7.21)" (2007)
Taylor Doose: Onto the next order of business. Our esteemed friend and neighbor Kirk would like a permit to do his performance art piece called "Kirk-in-a-box" in the town square.
Kirk Gleason: It isn't a performance art piece. It is a feat of endurance - an attempt to stretch the bounds of human possibility.
Miss Patty: And what exactly is "Kirk-in-a-box"?
Kirk Gleason: I will be suspended 20 feet above the street in a clear Lucite box with no food or water.
Lorelai Gilmore: Like David Blaine.
Kirk Gleason: Not at all. My box is smaller.
Babette Dell: Why?
Kirk Gleason: Because Lucite is very costly.
Babette Dell: No. Why are you doing it?
Kirk Gleason: To see if I can.
Taylor Doose: Let me point out that something like this could draw a crowd.
Gypsy: Hey, if Kirk wants to sit in a box, let him sit in a box.
Morey Dell: Yeah, what do we care?
Babette Dell: Yeah, you don't have to look. It's a good idea! Let's vote!
Taylor Doose: Very well. All those in favor.
[Town votes Aye]
Taylor Doose: All right, all right. But don't complain to me when and if we run into a parking situation...

"Gilmore Girls: Red Light on the Wedding Night (#2.3)" (2001)
Taylor Doose: Townspeople, we should all be proud of the new addition to our streets. I know many of you have wanted a traffic light and a crosswalk for many years...
Luke Danes: What?
Taylor Doose: - And now, your dream has come true.
Luke Danes: It's like Hitler's Germany!
Taylor Doose: Luke!
Luke Danes: You're trying to brainwash us, Taylor. Telling us we want something that we don't, and not giving us any choice.
Lorelai Gilmore: Luke, shush! We're planning.
Luke Danes: I heard, and you're idiots if you don't eat first.
Taylor Doose: Everybody, let me segue into the informational portion of our gathering. If I can turn your attention to the pole here, you will see a yellow button with an instructional panel right above it.
Miss Patty: Oh my God. That's the biggest yellow button I've ever seen.
Taylor Doose: Now if you'll read the panel above the button, you'll learn how the system works.
Miss Patty: [reading the sign] To cross street, push yellow button, wait for walk signal. When signal reads WALK, step into street and proceed to the other side.
Luke Danes: It's written for morons.
Babette Dell: In big stupid letters too!
Morey Dell: I hate being infantilized.
Taylor Doose: Does no one here care about this fate of near accidents we have suffered over the past year?
Luke Danes: NEAR accidents. Meaning they didn't happen.
Taylor Doose: Just because they didn't happen doesn't mean that we shouldn't ward against them.
Luke Danes: There's lots of things that don't happen that we don't ward against.
Taylor Doose: Like?
Luke Danes: Like... everything.
Taylor Doose: So that everything doesn't happen here, meaning nothing happens?
Luke Danes: No, it's - It's not nothing happens. Stuff happens. It's that it... it's not everything that's... it's... Damn it, Taylor!
Taylor Doose: Ha!