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Mrs. Kim (Character)
from "Gilmore Girls" (2000)

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"Gilmore Girls: P.S. I Lo... (#1.20)" (2001)
Dean: [Dean enters Kim's antiques] Hello? Lane are you here?
Mrs. Kim: [Mrs. Kim pops out from behind a piece of furniture] Who are you? Why you call Lane? How you know her? You date her?
Dean: No.
Mrs. Kim: You try to?
Dean: No!
Mrs. Kim: Then why you here? Empty your pockets!
Dean: OK. I'm gonna go now.
Lane: Dean! Wait! Wait!
Mrs. Kim: Who's Dean?
Dean: I'm Dean.
Mrs. Kim: How you know Dean?
Lane: We go to school together.
Mrs. Kim: You do?
Dean: Yeah, we're science partners.
Mrs. Kim: You! Don't talk!
[to Lane]
Mrs. Kim: Science Partners?
Lane: Yes mamma. I've invited him over to work.
Mrs. Kim: Work?
Lane: On our science project.
Mrs. Kim: [Suspiciously] Reproduction?
Lane: Spores, molds and fungus.
Mrs. Kim: Science project?
Lane: Yes.
Mrs. Kim: For School? You're not dating?
Lane: No mamma.
Mrs. Kim: Ok. Follow me.
[She leads them to the kitchen]
Mrs. Kim: [To Dean] You! Sit here!
[To Lane]
Mrs. Kim: You! Sit here! I'm going there. When I come back these chairswill be in the same place. No moving! You understand?
[She walks away but turns back to Lane and Dean]
Mrs. Kim: I See All!

Mrs. Kim: I see all.

"Gilmore Girls: Pilot (#1.1)" (2000)
Mrs. Kim: How was school? Any of the girls get pregnant, drop out?
Lane Kim: Not that we know of.
Rory: Oh come to think of it JoAnna Pozner was glowing a little.
Mrs. Kim: What?
Lane Kim: Nothing Mama. She's just kidding.
Mrs. Kim: Boys don't like funny girls.
Rory: Noted.

"Gilmore Girls: Say Goodnight, Gracie (#3.20)" (2003)
Dave Rygalski: I stayed up all night. I read the entire Bible cover to cover. I don't know what it means.
Mrs. Kim: David.
Dave Rygalski: You have to tell me what it means. Is it yes, is it no? I can't feel my right elbow anymore. I don't even know why, but I can't.
Mrs. Kim: David.
Dave Rygalski: Please, just tell me. I'm so tired.
Mrs. Kim: It's not from the Bible.
Dave Rygalski: What?
Mrs. Kim: It's Shakespeare, Henry VI. I like to goof off now and then, too, you know.
Dave Rygalski: Shakespeare.
Mrs. Kim: That is a very difficult thing to do, reading the Bible in one night. I myself have only done it three times.

"Gilmore Girls: A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving (#3.9)" (2002)
Mrs. Kim: Watch it. You break it, you buy it. Ten percent off for cousins, twenty percent off for nephews and nieces.

"Gilmore Girls: I Get a Sidekick Out of You (#6.19)" (2006)
Mrs. Kim: What do you mean, Luke's out of town?
Lorelai: Ah, well, I mean... Luke's left town. He's gone far away from town. Town's there and Luke's over here.
Mrs. Kim: He's not coming to the wedding with you?
Lorelai: No.
Mrs. Kim: You mean, you're coming alone? Unescorted?
Lorelai: Well, Rory will be there, so.
Mrs. Kim: No, she won't like it.
Lorelai: Who won't?
Mrs. Kim: You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.
Lorelai: Like what?
Mrs. Kim: Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale.
Lorelai: Wow, suddenly Footloose is not seeming so silly.
Mrs. Kim: What are we gonna do?
Lorelai: Well, I guess first of all, we should agree out of a price.
Mrs. Kim: You'll have to find someone, who'll bring you. You have to find a man.
Lorelai: In one day? Are you kidding me? It took me this long to find Luke.
Mrs. Kim: My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man.
[goes back into her house]
Mrs. Kim: And Kirk does not count!
Lorelai: [to herself] Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968.

"Gilmore Girls: Kiss and Tell (#1.7)" (2000)
Rory Gilmore: [Rory tells Lane about her first kiss] Oh my God, he kissed me.
Mrs. Kim: [Mrs. Kim comes up to the girls] Who kissed you?
Lane Kim: The Lord, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Oh, OK then.

"Gilmore Girls: Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? (#7.16)" (2007)
Mrs. Kim: Better I watch my daughter writhe in pain?
Lane Kim: I wasn't writhing! Lorelai, tell her I wasn't writhing.
Lorelai Gilmore: You know, does it really matter who was or wasn't writhing?