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: You got enough songs? Dave Rygalski
: We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name. Brian
: I've made my suggestion. Zack
: Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next. Brian
: So yours is better? Zack
: Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy. Brian
: I run out of breath every time I say it. Zack
: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name. Dave Rygalski
: Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness. Brian
: Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long. Zack
: Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD. Dave Rygalski
: Do you guys have any suggestions? Rory
: We wouldn't dare.
: You need to move back more. Brian
: Why? Zack
: Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room. Lane Kim
: Well, don't do that, then. Dave Rygalski
: Yeah, sounds a little too Milli Vanilli.
: KE-E-E-E-E-E-E-G! Kyle
: That's my cousin Rick. He just turned 21. Pretty awesome. Rick Bloomenfeld
: 21! Yeah! Lane Kim
: What is that - beer? Zack
: No, it's one of those milk kegs. Brian
: Ha. Good one. Lane Kim
: There's beer? Is that legal? Dave Rygalski
: Well, apparently, Rick is 21. Rick Bloomenfeld
: 21! WHOO-HOO! Dave Rygalski
: Or just really into that particular integer.
: May he rest in peace, but Buddy Holly was not an attractive man. Brian Fuller
: I find him attractive. Zack Van Gerbig
: Dude, don't say every thought out loud.
Zack Van Gerbig
] I saw her, in the mist she came walking by, Stella. Now a blur, made a list of what I like about her, Stella. Brian Fuller
: Cool! Gil
: Yeah! It's got a nice Fountains of Wayne meets the Shins crossed with Odyssey-era Zombies, and a mix of early Who and mid-to-late-era Replacements vibe to it. Zack Van Gerbig
: Well, that's what I was going for. Still hunting for that middle eight, you know?
: [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil
] Right here.
[points to his eyes
: He's got some lines. That blows my mind. Brian Fuller
: What is he, late thirties? Zach
: Approaching forty. Lane Kim
: Forty? Brian Fuller
: He was alive before man walked on the moon. Zach
: Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out. Lane Kim
: Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist. Zach
: He's had a lot of time to practice. Brian Fuller
: And the bicentennial - he was alive for that. Lane Kim
: This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really... Zach
: Elderly. Lane Kim
: Excited. Brian Fuller
: He was our age when we were born. Lane Kim
: He thinks we're great. Brian Fuller
: There were no CD's when he was born. Zach
: Stop it, man. I mean it. Lane Kim
: Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit. Brian Fuller
: He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer. Zach
: And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old. Lane Kim
: You want to stop the audition? Brian Fuller
: We shouldn't be rude. Lane Kim
: Good. Zach
: Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.