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: Hey, let me tell you my big exciting news. Luke Danes
: Oh-oh. Liz Danes
: It's not an oh-oh, it's good. Unless you don't like babies, in which case it's not so good. Luke Danes
: You're pregnant? Liz Danes
: Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise, who told you? Luke Danes
: You just did. Liz Danes
: Wow, I blew my own surprise!
: Who are they? Liz Danes
: They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're horrible! All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd have left every one of them too!
: I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me I did not do last time I was pregnant, like not binge drink.
: What was *your* wedding like? Were you this nervous? Lorelai Gilmore
: Never been married. Liz Danes
: You got a kid! Lorelai Gilmore
: Found a way around that. Liz Danes
: I see. You wanna get married? Lorelai Gilmore
: Oh, now Liz, it's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.
: I don't want to screw up this marriage, even more than I want some pot! That's how serious I am.
: [talking about giving T.J. a carpentry job
] Luke! His life depends on it. Luke
: How? Liz Danes
: Because if he doesn't get his ass out of the house and work more I'm going to kill him.
: [Luke chooses earrings, made by Liz, as a graduation present for Rory
] All right. This is on me. Luke Danes
: Oh, what? No, no, no, come on. Liz Danes
: After everything you've done for me? Luke Danes
: I'm not gonna not pay! Liz Danes
: After everything T.J.'s put you through? Luke Danes
: That's very nice of you.
: It's Lorelai. Liz Danes
: It's Lorelai! Huzzah! T.J.
: Huzzah! Renaissance Faire Crowd