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Liz Danes (Character)
from "Gilmore Girls" (2000)

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"Gilmore Girls: Driving Miss Gilmore (#6.21)" (2006)
Liz Danes: Hey, let me tell you my big exciting news.
Luke Danes: Oh-oh.
Liz Danes: It's not an oh-oh, it's good. Unless you don't like babies, in which case it's not so good.
Luke Danes: You're pregnant?
Liz Danes: Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise, who told you?
Luke Danes: You just did.
Liz Danes: Wow, I blew my own surprise!

Luke Danes: Who are they?
Liz Danes: They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're horrible! All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd have left every one of them too!

Liz Danes: I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me I did not do last time I was pregnant, like not binge drink.

"Gilmore Girls: Last Week Fights, This Week Tights (#4.21)" (2004)
Liz Danes: What was *your* wedding like? Were you this nervous?
Lorelai Gilmore: Never been married.
Liz Danes: You got a kid!
Lorelai Gilmore: Found a way around that.
Liz Danes: I see. You wanna get married?
Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, now Liz, it's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.

Liz Danes: I don't want to screw up this marriage, even more than I want some pot! That's how serious I am.

"Gilmore Girls: Fight Face (#6.2)" (2005)
Liz Danes: [talking about giving T.J. a carpentry job] Luke! His life depends on it.
Luke: How?
Liz Danes: Because if he doesn't get his ass out of the house and work more I'm going to kill him.

"Gilmore Girls: Unto the Breach (#7.21)" (2007)
Liz Danes: [Luke chooses earrings, made by Liz, as a graduation present for Rory] All right. This is on me.
Luke Danes: Oh, what? No, no, no, come on.
Liz Danes: After everything you've done for me?
Luke Danes: I'm not gonna not pay!
Liz Danes: After everything T.J.'s put you through?
Luke Danes: That's very nice of you.

"Gilmore Girls: A Messenger, Nothing More (#5.2)" (2004)
Luke Danes: It's Lorelai.
Liz Danes: It's Lorelai! Huzzah!
T.J.: Huzzah!
Renaissance Faire Crowd: HUZZAH!