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Viola Fields (Character)
from Monster-in-Law (2005)

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Monster-in-Law (2005)
Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: And about the holidays...
Viola Fields: Are you gonna keep me away?
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital, and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them, and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't. Like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate.
Ruby: Damn, that girl can give a nice little speech!

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
Viola Fields: Thank You.
Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.
Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.
Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?

Viola Fields: What do you do for fun?
Pop Star: I love watching really old movies. They're my favorite.
Viola Fields: Really? Really? Which ones?
Pop Star: Well, "Grease" and "Grease II." Um, "Benji." I love "Benji." "Free Willy," um..."Legally Blonde," "The Little Mermaid."

Viola Fields: I thought you were dead, but evil doesn't die so easily.

Viola Fields: Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch.

Viola Fields: [Ruby and Viola arguing at the car] What's wrong with you?
Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!

Viola Fields: [Leaning on car] That little bitch. Come on Ruby. Lets go to the beach and drink wine.
Ruby: [Grunts while putting in luggage]
Viola Fields: Whats wrong Ruby?
Ruby: You know exactly what!
[Picks up luggage]
Ruby: Move
Viola Fields: Ruby, whats wrong?
Ruby: I am sick! I am sick, sick, sick of your shit! And when im not sick, i'm tired! I am sick and tired!
Viola Fields: What are you trying to say?
Ruby: [closes trunk] Damn you and your luggage!
[rushes to car]
Viola Fields: [rushes to car] Ruby? Ruby? Ruby, your not going to leave me like everyone else, are you?
Ruby: Of course not! You old slut!

Viola Fields: [after asking the question about what the pop star likes to do for fun] Do you ever read a newspaper?
Ruby: [in control room] Newspaper? Viola, the girl got stars on her nipples.
Pop Star: [Laughs while talking] I dont have much time for that.
Viola Fields: So what you're saying is that you dont know whats going on in the world. And yet you've sold over
[looks down at card]
Viola Fields: 39 million albums. CD'S. And millions of kids listen to your lyrics. "If you wanna know me, look inside my make-up bag". Your influicing an entire population of kids who wont know how to think straight. Or how to vote for a president. Or understand the significance of Roe vs Wade.
Pop Star: Oh!
[laughs]
Pop Star: I don't support boxing as a sport. I think it's to violent.
Viola Fields: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Throws herself on pop star]

Viola Fields: [Walks out of institution] Ruby, oh my dearest friend. I've missed you so much.
Ruby: Well good. They still got you medicated.

Viola Fields: [blows airhorn] I'm sorry! I thought it was air freshener!

Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Weren't you married four times?

Ruby: Charlie's face will blow up like a balloon!
Viola Fields: Good, then it will match the rest of her body.

Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Where's your bridesmaid dress?
Viola Fields: Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled.
Ruby: [listening from outside door] I have a daughter?

Viola Fields: [noticing Charlie's necklace] why the question mark?
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Oh, 'cause I just don't know.