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: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world! Sarah
: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!
: I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.
: [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized
] If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her. Sarah
: It stops with me!
: ...and you drive *so* slow... Earl
: I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car
: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you. Beau Burroughs
: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
: This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!
: If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.
: So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point-blank? Sarah
: Well, I guess I could walk in and yell "Hey, Dad", and see if he turns around.
: I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.
: I said knock three times! Jeff
: Do you want me to go back out and do it again?
: My sister... she bounces.
: Am I over-thinking this? Jeff
: You're not under-thinking it.
: Wanna have sex? Sarah
: Excuse me? Blake Burroughs
: No... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just, I was looking for my father, this is supposed to be his table but I don't see him anywhere. So, if he comes by, tell him Blake was here for me, would ya? Sarah
: Who is your dad? Blake Burroughs
: Beau Burroughs.