From The Opposite of Sex
I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness."
Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?