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[it is decided Jack is to go to school
] Karen Powell
: You sure he'll be all right? Brian
: Honey, he'll be fine.
[they kiss Jack and go to bed
: [to himself
] It's the rest of the world I'm worried about.
: You know I was just thinking about the first time you ever rode a bike. Remember that? Jack
: Oh yeah. Brian
: You were so determined to ride. You kept wiping out and nearly took out a couple of the neighbors. It took a couple days until you finally got it, and look at you now! I mean, you're riding like a pro!
: Can I sleep in with you? Brian
: Yeah, oh course. Jack
: Stimpy, too?
: Woodruff doesn't know what he's talking about. Brian
: If he doesn't know what he's talking about, then why are we paying him all this money to tutor Jack? Karen Powell
: I blame him for filling Jack's head with all these ideas of going to school. Brian
: Imagine that, a teacher wanting a kid to go to school.
: [rambling into the phone really fast
] Hey dad! I got to play basketball today. They picked me! Not just because I'm humongous, because I'm real good. Yeah I scored a thousand points. Yeah right it was only a hundred. I'm kidding it was fourteen. I scored! Yea, and I met this really cool kid named Louie. Not Louis, Louie. Yeah. His mom gave me some matches. Brian
: Okay slow down buddy, slow down. Jack
: Hey dad, Louie has some dirty magazines under his bed. What are dirty magazines? I got to be principal. Well, I pretended to be. And I got a lot of homework to do. I got a great homework assignment. And you know what? Miss Marquez ate one of my red gummybears and she said 'way to go,' but not because of the red gummybears. Because of the way I play basketball. Yeah it was great. She said Shaq better watch his back! She's what grandpa says is a real piece of work. She's really great. What are you doing?