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: Hey you, you shoot hoops? Jack
: Who me? Louis
: No, the 40-year-old kid behind you.
: What happened to Mr. McGee? I just talked to him on the phone. Louis
: I don't know what happened to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell? Jack
] He got diarrhea. Dolores
] Diarrhea? Jack
: Yeah, he got diarrhea. And uh, he spewed. Threw up. And he had the squirts. He had diarrhea. Dolores
: Oh boy, that's more than I needed to know.
: [reading his essay to the class
] I want to be just like my best friend when I grow up. He's only ten but he looks much older. He's like the perfect grown-up because on the inside, he's still just a kid. He's not afraid to learn things or try things, or to meet new people the way most grown-ups are. It's like he's looking at everything for the first time - because he is. And most grown-ups aren't like that. Most grown-ups just wanna go to work and make money and show off for the neighbors. And more than anything, he knows how to be a great friend, more than most people that look like adults. So I might not know what I wanna be when I grow up, and right now I really don't care. But I do know who I wanna be like. I wanna be like the giant. The big guy. My best friend. Jack. Thank you.
: I kinda haven't done homework since the third grade. Jack
: Whoa, your dog must be pretty full.
: You know what your problem is, Victor? You have Exactly Disease. Victor
: What's that? Louis
: It's when your mouth smells exactly like your butt!
: Hey, I brought Jack. He's right down there. John-John
: You brought the freak? Louis
: He's not a freak. John-John
: You said he was a freak! Louis
: Yeah, I said wrong alright? Get over it. He's cool. He knows how to shoot hoops. And he did me a favor today. Here, check this out. Look what he picked up on the way over.
[pulls out a Penthouse magazine
: He bought that?
[he reaches for it but Louie pulls it away
: Eh eh! John-John
: No way. Louis
: Way! Walked right into the store and picked it up. No fear, nothing. My man's the man! John-John
: That is way cool. Eddie
: Wish I was a freak! Louis
: Hey, lay off the freak stuff, alright? Jack's cool. And you gotta let him kick it with us. If he walks, Penthouse walks too.