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: Brenda, why don't you try on one of these in *your size*?
: Gunilla Garson Goldberg, personally inviting me to one of her super-social luncheons! Morty
: [of her salad dressing
] Normally I bring my own. You know that fat free ranch stuff. But this, this is restaurant quality.
: Nice car, used to have one myself. Shelly
: Thanks. So, what's going on in there? Is it just a lot of battered women dancing around or what? Bill
: Yeah, sort of. Not really my scene. Shelly
: Me neither. Bill
: So, are you here with anybody? Shelly
: Not really. Bill
: How old are you?
: Morty! Well, look at you. You look prosperous. Morty
: Brenda, don't embarrass me. Brenda
: [Mocking Morty
] Don't embarrass you. Morty
: Don't make a scene. Brenda
: Don't make a scene. Morty
: Do not make a scene. Brenda
: Don't embarrass you! You've got a *nerve*! I'll tell you what's embarrassing! Morty
: Keep your voice down. Brenda
: Being hassled by Mr. Zaworsky... because I'm behind in the rent, *that's* embarrassing. Worrying about how I'm gonna get my kid through college, *that's* embarrassing! Morty
: You know something? You *never* listen. For twenty years you never ever listened. Here,
[grabs a yellow blouse
: honey why don't you try this one in a fitting room, looks very nice on you. Brenda
: You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful and I love the color. But what am I gonna to use for money? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT? Morty
: It's the *company* that is expanding. Don't you understand that? The *company*, not *me*! I'm a mere laborer! Brenda
: You're a liar and a FRAUD! Morty
: I have no money. Brenda
: Really? Why don't you look in your purse? Morty
: Oh you're very funny. Shelly
: There stunning Morton, I need all of them. Brenda
: Morton? Shelly
: [covers her face with a dress
] Oh God, make it go away. Brenda
: Shelly! Look at you! My my, the bulimia certainly has paid off. Morty
: Don't start. Brenda
: What's a matter Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress? Shelly
: Brenda, why don't you try these on in
[holds out her arms
: *your size*! Morty
: It's really a delight running into you today Brenda.
: Shelly, what happened here? $140,00 for a PLATE? $47,000 for a carpet? A USED carpet? $300,00 for a Lamborghini? Are you crazy? Shelly
: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a GIFT! Morty
: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift! Shelly
: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!