Maria McGuire
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Maria McGuire (Character)
from Stakeout (1987)

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Another Stakeout (1993)
[Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]
Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: We had sex.
Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]
Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria McGuire: [drops the TV causing it to smash]
Chris Lecce: [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]
Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

Chris Lecce: [to Maria who's running off] All right, all right! I'll marry you.
Maria McGuire: [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!] Life is just too short.
Chris Lecce: [doubled over gives a weak cough]