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Quotes for
Johnny Upton (Character)
from Slap Shot (1977)

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Slap Shot (1977)
Reggie Dunlop: Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Steve Hanson: [nodding head] Mm huh.
Reggie Dunlop: Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!
Steve Hanson: Called us names!
Reggie Dunlop: Called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop: [looks at the Hanson brothers] Ok guys. Show us what you got.

[afterthe Hansons join the team]
Johnny Upton: They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.

Johnny Upton: Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?

[at the Chiefs Fashion Show]
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!
McGrath: No, you're not.
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!

Johnny Upton: Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come!

Johnny Upton: [On watching the Hanson Brothers and their unsportsmanlike play] These guys are a fucking disgrace!

Johnny Upton: [Raises his glass in a toast] Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!
Morris Wanchuk: Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah!