Mike Steel
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Mike Steel (Character)
from The Hole (2001)

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The Hole (2001)
Mike: And then there's all those exciting exams to look forward to.
Frankie: Way to look on the positive side.
Mike: No, no, no. I've got a hard-on for these exams, they're great.
Geoff: You've got a hard-on for everything.
Mike: Not for you, mate.

Mike: For me, all for me. I killed my best friend, you let me think I was going to die, and you watched me kill my best friend. I killed him for a fucking coke! You let Frankie die! You held her hand and you let her die.

Frankie: What's the time now?
Mike: Same as when you asked two minutes ago.
Frankie: Well it can't be the same time if two minutes have passed, can it.
Geoff: It's three thirty-two, then.

Geoff: So what? You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid like you did last Easter.
Mike: You haven't seen the maid.

Frankie: But why? I mean why would he do this to us? We're his friends!
Mike: Are we? Is he really your friend, Frankie? I know he's not mine. Think about it- I don't know a thing about Martyn.

[Frankie fakes being sick after Liz holds up her cue card]
Elizabeth Dunn: I'm really worried about her. She needs a doctor.
Mike: Well, that's obvious. I thought you were supposed to be smart.
[Liz holds up the 'Toilet' cue card]
Geoff: I bet it's that dirty toilet water that's making her ill.
Elizabeth Dunn: It's not my fault.
Geoff: Yes. It. Is.
[everyone restrains laughter]