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: And then there's all those exciting exams to look forward to. Frankie
: Way to look on the positive side. Mike
: No, no, no. I've got a hard-on for these exams, they're great. Geoff
: You've got a hard-on for everything. Mike
: Not for you, mate.
: For me, all for me. I killed my best friend, you let me think I was going to die, and you watched me kill my best friend. I killed him for a fucking coke! You let Frankie die! You held her hand and you let her die.
: What's the time now? Mike
: Same as when you asked two minutes ago. Frankie
: Well it can't be the same time if two minutes have passed, can it. Geoff
: It's three thirty-two, then.
: So what? You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid like you did last Easter. Mike
: You haven't seen the maid.
: But why? I mean why would he do this to us? We're his friends! Mike
: Are we? Is he really your friend, Frankie? I know he's not mine. Think about it- I don't know a thing about Martyn.
[Frankie fakes being sick after Liz holds up her cue card
] Elizabeth Dunn
: I'm really worried about her. She needs a doctor. Mike
: Well, that's obvious. I thought you were supposed to be smart.
[Liz holds up the 'Toilet' cue card
: I bet it's that dirty toilet water that's making her ill. Elizabeth Dunn
: It's not my fault. Geoff
: Yes. It. Is.
[everyone restrains laughter