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: You know, Oscar, if I didn't know better, I'd say a nice old grandfather like you was trying to hit on a couple of ladies. Oscar Madison
: I'm not as old as I look. I had this plastic surgery done recently, and the quack doctor botched it up. Holly
: Your friend doesn't say much, does he? Oscar Madison
: He's the doctor who botched it up.
: Oscar, what are two wide-awake girls going to do with one hunky, funny guy? Oscar Madison
: Why don't we all write a suggestion on a piece of paper?