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: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
: What kind of person marries someone they don't know? Muriel
: You did. David
: I want to win. All my life I've wanted to win. Muriel
: Me too.
: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you. David
: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.
: He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself. Rhonda
: Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?
: Bikkie? Brice
: Maybe after... I mean later.
: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, no one looked at me. But when I moved to Sydney, Brice asked me out and that proves that I changed and I'm not her anymore. Rhonda
: Her? Muriel
: Muriel! Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I hate her! I'm never going back to being her again! Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?
: Are you black? David
: People invite us to parties because they know we have a good time. We're mad. Janine
: Pah-ty, pah-ty, pah-ty. Nicole
: It's our ee-mage. Muriel
: We're mad!
: I've seen your book. You've tried on every dress in Sydney! Muriel
: That doesn't mean I'm gonna get married. Rhonda
: Then what DOES it mean? Muriel
: It means I WANT to get married. I've always wanted to get married.
: Are you Muriel Heslop? Muriel
: No. Rhonda
: Yes, you are! Muriel
: Why? Rhonda
: I dunno why, you just are.
: Goodbye, Porpoise Spit!