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The Toad (Character)
from Flushed Away (2006)

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Flushed Away (2006)
Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".
Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?
Toad: Anything for you, my little man.
Tadpole: Can I have a pony?
Toad: No.
Tadpole: A puppy?
Toad: We'll talk about it.
Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?
Toad: No!
[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]
Toad: No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!
Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

Toad: Huzzah, a man of quality!

[Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan]
Toad: At last, it's mine!
[the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog]
Le Frog: Just take it!

Toad: You find my pain amusing?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

Fly: He's a mad man! Run away, run...
[the Toad swallows the fly]
Toad: Pardon me, my fly's undone.

Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.

Toad: You are late.
Le Frog: Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.

[repeated line]
Toad: Good bye, vermin.

Toad: Where are those idiots!
[talking to his tadpoles]
Toad: It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.
[speaks baby talk]
Toad: Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.
[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]
Toad: Did you find it?
[still in baby voice]
Spike: Huh?
Toad: [angered] Uh! Did you find it?

Toad: [to Le Frog] Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.
Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.
Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
Le Frog: Oh mon dieu.
Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.
Le Frog: Your going to make me throw up.
Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
Le Frog: I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible
[chuckles]
Le Frog: .
Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.
Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.