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: You were going to flush me down the loo! Roddy
: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model! Sid
: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya? Roddy
: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim! Sid
: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose. Roddy
: No, no, no! You can't do this! Sid
: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!
: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander. Spike
: Rita, Rita, Rita.
: Thought you could give us the slip?
[Slips and falls
: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here? Whitey
: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this? Rita
: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here. Roddy
: Thank you. Rita
: Just look how nicely he's dressed. Roddy
: Ah, thank you. Rita
: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief! Roddy
: Precisely... What? No, no!
: This is quite tasty. Roddy
: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice. Rita
: Rice? Slug
] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating. Maggots
: Larva, larva, larva... Roddy
: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.
: [hanging on to Rita's belt as it starts to break
] No, no don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see.
[belt breaks; Rita's pants drop
: That wasn't on the list.
: And who might you be, little chap? Shocky
: They call me Shocky. Roddy
: Why do they call you that? Shocky
: [Shocks Roddy with a battery
] Shocky! Roddy
: Ohh! Yes, got it.
: Tell me about yourself, Roddy. Roddy
: Well, there's not much to tell. Rita
: You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. Roddy
: I'm... I'm in a boy band. Rita
: What? Roddy
: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
[Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number
] Take Out
: Ha Chin Chinese takeout. Roddy
: Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons! Take Out
: One chicken chow mein. With wonton? Roddy
: No, crayons! Take Out
: No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? Roddy
: Fried. No, wait! Take Out
: You want wonton or what? Roddy
: Cancel that order.
: Blimy, it's cold. Whitey
: That's why I wore me mittens. Spike
: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me! Whitey
: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much. Rita
: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby! Roddy
: I haven't got your ruby!
[the ruby falls on his hand
: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
: They call me shocky. Roddy
: Now why do they call you that?
: It's impossible! Roddy
: /ENGLAND/ is winning! ANYTHING'S possible!
: Any last requests? Roddy
: Yes. Could you fly, quite suddenly, off the boat, screaming like a girl? Spike
[Is jerked off the boat by a cord
: Roddy St. James saves the day.
: When the cat's away, the mice will play!
: Maybe I can make it up to you? Rita
: Get stuffed.
: Real! Roddy
: Fake. Rita
: Real! Roddy
: Fake. Rita
] Real. Roddy
: Fake. Rita
] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington. Slug
: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him? Roddy
: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?
: [Roddy and Rita are running from the thugs
] Rita could we please go a little faster. Rita
: We don't have too. Rita
: [hits a button
] Go go purple custard.
: [Showing Sid the toilet
] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
: So you're from up top, huh? Roddy
: Yes. Pegleg
: I know someone who might be able to help you, might. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. Goldfish
: I know where it is!