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: DUCK! Howard T. Duck
: And proud of it!
: [working on the ultralight
] Did you find the toolbox? Howard T. Duck
: Yeah, I know why you want a toolbox - you got a screw loose.
: Howard, in prehistoric times you flew. Fly, Howard! Find your instincts, trust your birdness, FLY!
[Howard and Phil have landed in a pond
] Howard T. Duck
: Philsy, help! Philsy, help me! Phil Blumburtt
: Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim. Howard T. Duck
: Shut up and save me!
: I've already got a theory. Beverly
: What theory? Phil Blumburtt
: Well, this is, of course, the evolutionary ladder showing how man progressed from monkey to me, for instance. Howard T. Duck
: You consider that progress? Jeez, you're all hairless apes? That's really disgusting. Phil Blumburtt
: Now, I want you both to imagine, somewhere in the universe, is Howard's world. Picture it, in your mind, a world almost exactly like ours except the progenitor of the dominant species was not a monkey - but, a duck! Howard T. Duck
: Sound theory. Every school duck knows this stuff!
: Hi, sorry I missed the show. I came to watch you undress though and I brought a pizza.