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: You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to? Chuck Levine
: Ah no, he's my first fattie. Alex McDonough
: You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry. Chuck Levine
: I float his boat and he sinks mine.
[furious Alex shows Chuck and Larry the newspaper headline "I slept with Mr. February"
] Alex McDonough
: [to Chuck
] Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half! Larry Valentine
] Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.