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Officer Aeryn Sun (Character)
from "Farscape" (1999)

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"Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars" (2004)
Commandant Mele-on-Grayza: You will not go through with this.
John Crichton: I ALREADY HAVE!
Emperor Staleek: I agree. You are weak, you will not sacrifice the woman and your offspring.
Aeryn Sun: Our son will be raised in peace.
John Crichton: Amen. You hear that you bastards. All or nothing.
John Crichton: Wormhole doubles two more times, Moya goes first, 20 seconds later you join us. Either way this war is over. Peace.

Aeryn Sun: John! You went there, didn't you?
John Crichton: I went the whole way there.
Aeryn Sun: I didn't want you to do that.
John Crichton: Yes, you did. Everybody wants to see the great big wormhole weapon.
Aeryn Sun: No, I want to see war turned into peace.
John Crichton: War and Peace, War and Peace. Did you know that Woody Allen's version is better than Tolstoy's? Because it is funnier and absolute power corrupts, absolutely. Where the hell's my pen? Where's my pen?
Aeryn Sun: This is what you want!
John Crichton: No, Aeryn it is not what I want! It's just that fate keeps blocking all the exits! And no matter what I do I just keep circling closer to the flame!
Aeryn Sun: Then pull back. This war is not your responsibility.
John Crichton: You and the baby are my responsibility. And how am I supposed to protect you from the Peacekeepers and the Scarrans and the Tragans and the lions, tigers and bears? With this? Winona? This gun? No gun is big enough.
Aeryn Sun: We still have Stark and the Eidelons.
John Crichton: It's not enough.
[gesturing to his notebook]
John Crichton: This is enough. Wormholes. What's inside my head. This is ugly and it is malignant. But it will protect you and the baby.
Aeryn Sun: Ah, but you see. You don't just protect me, we protect each other.

Aeryn Sun: [to the baby] Your father and I want you to have a name that means courage and strength. So we have chosen D'Argo Sun Crichton.

John Crichton: Can I help?
Aeryn Sun: Oh, you've done enough already. You know if this was a sebecean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long will this take?
John Crichton: On earth, it could take days.
Aeryn Sun: What? I have killed men for less.
[Crichton tries to put his hand over Aeryn's, she slaps it away]

John Crichton: All right, be careful.
Aeryn Sun: I'm pregnant, not incapacitated, John.

Aeryn Sun: D'Argo, we'll protect neural cluster. Chiana, Sikozu, you go find Pikal and Katar and keep them safe.
Stark: What? What about me?
Aeryn Sun: How best can you help?
Stark: I can stay out of your way.
Aeryn Sun: Excellent.

[from trailer]
War Minister Akhna: I promise you, you will never be re-united with your baby.
Aeryn Sun: I'm sure your mother wished for the same thing.

Aeryn Sun: Oh! Can you hear that? That's just the sound of a DRD.
[Moya groans]
Aeryn Sun: And that's the sound of our ship Moya under pressure. And this is the sound of an AKR maximum load ammo pack being chambered into a full grade full range pulse pistol.

[hearing shots, Aeryn contacts John over the radio]
Aeryn Sun: Who's taking fire?
John Crichton: Huh. Who isn't?
Aeryn Sun: Are you all right?
John Crichton: Well, other than being shot at by the Electric Mayhem... I'm fantastic!

John Crichton: Aeryn, we have to get ready.
[Hands Aeryn a knife. Aeryn aims it at her stomach]
Aeryn Sun: Great! I'll cut it out!
[John grabs her wrist]
John Crichton: No! It's for your clothes... and the cord.
[Lets go of her wrist]
Aeryn Sun: Oh, right.

John Crichton: The baby is breach.
Chiana: I can't birth her narl. I don't want a narl. I hate narls. I'm still a narl myself.
John Crichton: You helped Moya give birth.
Chiana: I blew out a wall and three tiers!
Aeryn Sun: I concur.
John Crichton: The baby's head is *up*. It has to be *down*. Don't make any structural changes.

"Farscape: John Quixote (#4.7)" (2002)
Officer Aeryn Sun: [as blonde princess in game; all lines said in lisping Southern accent. This line to her husband, the Monster, during battle in her bedroom] I'm not gonna clean up!

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said to Crichton by the princess] Oh, good. I can see who wears the pants in your family.

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess to her husband] Redecoratin'. Blood everywhere!

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess to her butler, "Harvey" about Chiana] She's just killed you!

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess to her husband, the monster] Honey, the butler's dead.

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess to those fighting her husband] That's it, finish him off.

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess when Chiana drops her husband] Oh child!

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said by the princess about Chiana] Well, she's done it now!

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Said to the princess' butler, Scorpius, using Crichton's nickname for his neural clone] Oh! Come on, Harvey. Stop fightin' like a girl!

"Farscape: Throne for a Loss (#1.4)" (1999)
John Crichton: [Rygel has taken a control crystal] His scepter. The little hairball took it to decorate his scepter.
Aeryn Sun: I'm gonna kill him.
John Crichton: [to pilot] Well how long can Moya maintain orbit without the crystal?
Pilot: Her orbit's deteriorating even now.
Aeryn Sun: I'll torture him, then I'll kill him.

Aeryn Sun: Imagine, somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.

Aeryn Sun: This is my turn. My plan. Now let's go.
John Crichton: No! Absolutely not. There are other things that we can do. We can try negotiating with the Tavloids, we can...
[Aeryn knocks him out]
Aeryn Sun: Tav'leks.

John Crichton: You shanghai my ass down here, now you want me to lead? Give me one good reason.
Aeryn Sun: Lots of reasons. Land mines, fire snakes, razor grass, night vision snipers, Morlian death spiders...

Aeryn Sun: Enjoying yourself?
John Crichton: Oh, yeah. Marching through a smelly, bug-infested jungle. If this is your idea of a good time, I bet you don't get a lot of second dates.

Aeryn Sun: What happened? Wait, where's the rifle?
John Crichton: It's all over the place. Am I bleeding?
Aeryn Sun: You blew up the rifle?
John Crichton: It's not like I meant to. The damn thing malfunctioned or something.

John Crichton: This is not over with. And when it is, you and I are gonna sit down and have a serious talk.
Aeryn Sun: Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.

Aeryn Sun: Who are you to order me around?
John Crichton: Order? I was offering a suggestion.
Aeryn Sun: Well, who are you to offer suggestions?

"Farscape: Crackers Don't Matter (#2.4)" (2000)
Aeryn Sun: Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man. All you ever do is talk. Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You, you're just this test monkey that screwed up your first experiment.
John Crichton: [laughing hysterically] That is good. That is fantastic, coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK.

Aeryn Sun: [after shooting at and missing John] Next time you'll be a crouton, Crichton.

Aeryn Sun: When I'm old and fat... When I'm old there is one thing I'm gonna look back on with enormous pride. That is killing you.

Aeryn Sun: Unless you plan on actually pulling the trigger, don't ever pull a gun on me like that again.
John Crichton: I was making a point.
Aeryn Sun: So was I.

Aeryn Sun: Got a bit of a problem, Commander? Well, now you've got one more. 'Cause the only way you're going to get my weapon is if I'm dead.
[points her pulse pistol at her own head]
John Crichton: Look at what you're doing.
[Aeryn still doesn't move the pistol]
John Crichton: Look.
Aeryn Sun: [looks at the pistol and cackles madly] Yes. You're right. You're so right.
[goes inside the hatch. To Rygel]
Aeryn Sun: He's absolutely right. Power setting's too low.
[turns it up to max setting, pops outside the hatch and fires at Crichton]
Aeryn Sun: Thank you! So much better!

John Crichton: What the hell is going on here?
Aeryn Sun: Nothing.
Chiana: She won't play me the message. There's a hidden message on there and she won't show it to me!
Aeryn Sun: She's out of her frelling mind, there's nothing on there!
John Crichton: Show her the message.
Aeryn Sun: What?
John Crichton: Show her the message. If there's nothing secret on the beacon, then show her the message and she can get the hell out of here.
Chiana: Wait a minute. Why do you want me to watch it? Oh. What's on there you want me to see?
[Aeryn groans]
John Crichton: You know what? Aeryn's right. You're "fweaking" insane.
Aeryn Sun: Thank you!
Ka D'Argo: What's going on in here?
John Crichton: Go back to your mountain, grizzly, you're not wanted here.
Chiana: They're up to something. They are! They're working together! First of all they don't want me to watch the beacon, and now, they want me to watch the beacon!

"Farscape: Premiere (#1.1)" (1999)
Aeryn Sun: What is your rank and regiment? And why are you out of uniform? Rank and regiment now!

John Crichton: How about we show them a little compassion?
Aeryn Sun: Compassion? What is compassion?
John Crichton: Compassion? Wha... you're kidding, right?

Aeryn Sun: [Regarding Crichton] Sir, he claims to be a human, from a planet called Erp.

Aeryn Sun: [to Crichton] Listen to me. If you wanna live, choose your allegiances carefully. That's not to say that there's any guarantees, though.

Aeryn Sun: It is my duty, my breeding, since birth! It's what I am!
John Crichton: You can be more.

John Crichton: Well how do I know I can trust you?
Aeryn Sun: You don't. That's just another thing you don't know.

"Farscape: Green Eyed Monster (#3.8)" (2001)
Captain Biallar Crais: John...
John Crichton: Don't call me John!
Captain Biallar Crais: Crichton, then. Are you accusing me of theft?
Aeryn Sun: Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

John Crichton: I've seen my share of hardware insertion. I'm not watching.
Aeryn Sun: It's been modified.
John Crichton: Yeah, I heard that.
Aeryn Sun: Less invasive; it's-it's safer.
John Crichton: Yes, it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95! But wait kids, there's more.
Aeryn Sun: What is the matter with you?

Aeryn Sun: You are like a plague John Crichton, and you have ruined my life, and yet, I just keep coming back...

John Crichton: I must be smarter than I look.
Aeryn Sun: That would be easy.

"Farscape: Out of Their Minds (#2.9)" (2000)
John Crichton: [as Rygel] Uh, Crichton?
Aeryn Sun: [as John] What?
John Crichton: [as Rygel] Eh, can you show me how to do this?
Aeryn Sun: [as John] Oh my God. Unzip.
John Crichton: [as Rygel] Right.
Aeryn Sun: [as John] Pull it out. Point it like a gun. And shoot.
John Crichton: [as Rygel] Aimed the right way?
Aeryn Sun: [as John] Yes. That's fine.

Aeryn Sun: [as Crichton] I'm a guy. A guy? Guys dream about this sort of thing.
Dominar Rygel XVI: [as Aeryn] I'll tell you one thing, Crichton. If I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body, I'll break your legs. Even if they are mine.

Aeryn Sun: You were in my shoes, I was in your pants.
John Crichton: Excuse me...?
[she gives him a coy look, he laughs and chases after her]

John Crichton: [as Aeryn] Just shoot us, Zhann, full power. And don't worry, we'll have the screen up.
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: Are you sure about this, Crichton?
Aeryn Sun: [as Rygel] Shoot the damn gun, ya blue-assed bitch! I'm sick of all this.

"Farscape: Family Ties (#1.22)" (2000)
Ka D'Argo: I thought I would live much longer.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I never thought I'd live this long.

Officer Aeryn Sun: You are not the captain here!
Ka D'Argo: No one is. It is anarchy and today it is MY day to rule!

Captain Bailar Crais: Your intelligence would qualify significantly for promotion.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Pity. I don't think a referral from you would mean anything now.

"Farscape: Thank God It's Friday, Again (#1.6)" (1999)
Aeryn Sun: We have a situation up here.
John Crichton: I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here.
Aeryn Sun: Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.
John Crichton: I stand corrected.

Aeryn Sun: D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days, but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice.
[Rygel laughs]
John Crichton: [to Rygel] Shut up.

Aeryn Sun: She gives me a woody.
[John stares at her]
Aeryn Sun: Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you...
John Crichton: Willies. She gives you the willies.

"Farscape: Meltdown (#3.12)" (2001)
Officer Aeryn Sun: [Aeryn is fixing a Conduit] Last one... finished!
[She and John start to make out]
Officer Aeryn Sun: Frell!
John Crichton: Yeah...
Officer Aeryn Sun: No, no, no. I mean bad frell!

John Crichton: [as Aeryn sits on his lap] You comfortable?
Officer Aeryn Sun: Mm-hmm.
John Crichton: Aeryn this is the mist talking.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I like what it's saying.
John Crichton: So do I but we gotta- we gotta focus.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I'm doing my job, corridor is all clear.
John Crichton: So it's just you and me?
Officer Aeryn Sun: Just you and me.

Officer Aeryn Sun: [Jumping onto John] Hi.
John Crichton: Hi. I got some control back, lemme show you.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I love it when you take control.
John Crichton: That's the drexam talking.
Officer Aeryn Sun: No it isn't. I can manually prime the cannon.
John Crichton: I'd love to see that.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Talyn's cannon.
John Crichton: I'm stoked, not stupid.

"Farscape: I, E.T. (#1.7)" (1999)
John Crichton: You okay?
Dominar Rygel XVI: Okay? No I'm not okay. We're in the mud. Under the mud.
Aeryn Sun: You're Hynerian. You're aquatic, what's your problem?
Dominar Rygel XVI: Aquatic? That's water, not mud. Mud is... mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You wanna know about mud? I know about mud.
John Crichton: Guy knows mud.

Aeryn Sun: And, look, I'm new to all this 'escaped prisoner' crap, all right?

Pilot: With apologies, but that is Moya's primary neural nexus. It is an intensely sensitive area.
John Crichton: Well, how sensitive is sensitive?
Aeryn Sun: Look, she's just gonna have to endure it.
John Crichton: Could *you* be a little sensitive?

"Farscape: Bad Timing (#4.22)" (2003)
John Crichton: And the baby?
Officer Aeryn Sun: It's yours.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I just wanted to tell you. Hope it doesn't change anything.
John Crichton: [pause] Well it changes everything.
Chiana: [inside Moya] Wh- What's going on?
Ka D'Argo: Now John seems very, very angry.

Officer Aeryn Sun: [as they're about to be strafed] You and your timing.
John Crichton: I love you.
[They kiss and get crystallized]

John Crichton: What did you imagine... for your life?
Aeryn Sun: Service, promotion, retirement, death. You?
John Crichton: This is exactly what I imagined.

"Farscape: Suns and Lovers (#3.2)" (2001)
John Crichton: What did you buy?
Aeryn Sun: Just some essentials.
John Crichton: Would that be floss? Lipliner?
Aeryn Sun: Weapons. I traded a pulse pistol for some original Tarik deployers.
John Crichton: Cool.

Aeryn Sun: [after a new weapon she recently bought opens the locked door to the station 'day-care center' on the first shot] Frell me dead!

"Farscape: Exodus from Genesis (#1.2)" (1999)
Aeryn Sun: I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
John Crichton: Oh, we call 'em linebackers, or serial killers. Depends on whether they're professional or amateur.

Aeryn Sun: No offense, human, but what can I possibly need from you?
John Crichton: [under his breath] Oh, I don't know. Manners? Personality? Stock Tips?

"Farscape: Dog with Two Bones (#3.22)" (2002)
John Crichton: Do you love John Crichton?
John Crichton: Not him, not me, John Crichton.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Yes.

Officer Aeryn Sun: Do you love Aeryn Sun?
John Crichton: Beyond hope.

"Farscape: Kansas (#4.12)" (2002)
[Aeryn watches television and practices her English]
Aeryn Sun: Wheel of Fortune. Wheel.

[Aeryn watches Sesame Street on television and practices her English]
Aeryn Sun: L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S. S. D'argo, you should pay attention to this.
General Ka D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words. Yes. No. Bite me. That's all I need to know.
Aeryn Sun: This girl is slow.
[Chiana and D'argo argue while Aeryn continues watching television]
Aeryn Sun: Again with The Cookie Monster.

"Farscape: Look at the Princess: Part 1: A Kiss Is But a Kiss (#2.11)" (2000)
[after a kiss]
Aeryn Sun: No, I will not be a slave to your hormones.
John Crichton: My hormones? Hey, I was lips, you were tongue!

[the Scarran ambassador stops Aeryn in a hallway]
Cargn: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Aeryn Sun: Yes, I've heard that about Scarrans.

"Farscape: Rhapsody in Blue (#1.13)" (1999)
John Crichton: [pointing at Aeryn] That's my underwear.
Aeryn Sun: [reaching back to see the tag] What does this say?
John Crichton: Calvin.
Aeryn Sun: Then, they're not yours.

Aeryn Sun: This is such a bad combination. I never should have left them. Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused.
Ka D'Argo: Crichton is always confused.

"Farscape: Self Inflicted Wounds: Part 1 - Could'a, Would'a, Should'a (#3.3)" (2001)
Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided and must've been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillon generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with the non-thermal dimensional forces.
Aeryn Sun: Do you understand any of those words?
John Crichton: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in.

[on Crichton]
Aeryn Sun: He trusts these aliens.
General Ka D'Argo: We know nothing about them
Aeryn Sun: I think wormholes blind him.
General Ka D'Argo: Well, at least he has a hobby.
Aeryn Sun: Help me keep an eye on it.

"Farscape: A Bug's Life (#1.18)" (1999)
Officer Aeryn Sun: Thank you.
John Crichton: Don't mention it.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Why would I ever mention it?

Captain Larraq: Awful big ship for one little girl.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Oh, I can handle big.

"Farscape: Back and Back and Back to the Future (#1.3)" (1999)
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: [about Crichton] He says he is experiencing the future.
Aeryn Sun: The future? He can barely function in the present.

Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: Is something wrong, John?
John Crichton: Something's happening and I... Something like I've just been... I'm just gonna get some air.
Aeryn Sun: We have air in here. What is the matter with him?
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: He is Crichton.

"Farscape: Coup by Clam (#4.10)" (2002)
Officer Aeryn Sun: Jurl power.
John Crichton: Girl. Girl power! Would you quit speakin' English!

Officer Aeryn Sun: Why did you volunteer your finger?
Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu: Do your appendages reattach?

"Farscape: We're So Screwed: Part 2: Hot to Katratzi (#4.20)" (2003)
John Crichton: [about Scarran Minister for War Akhna] Thanks. She scares the hell out of me.
Aeryn Sun: It's the hat.

John Crichton: Hey, Braca! You look a little lost.
Aeryn Sun: Does Mummy know you're here?
John Crichton: Does Mummy know he's Scorpius' boy?
[Braca looks surprised]
John Crichton: Ooh, nooo... Mummy doesn't know.

"Farscape: Taking the Stone (#2.3)" (2000)
John Crichton: Be nice.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I'm not good at nice.
John Crichton: Just don't shoot her.

John Crichton: Lately, do I seem a little crazy to you?
Officer Aeryn Sun: What do you mean, 'lately'?

"Farscape: PK Tech Girl (#1.5)" (1999)
Aeryn Sun: Someone has regenerated communications.
John Crichton: Recently? Or do you guys have like the best car batteries of all time?

Aeryn Sun: Sorry about the mess.

"Farscape: Bringing Home the Beacon (#4.16)" (2003)
Sikozu: Do you have any plan of escape?
Aeryn Sun: Run.
Sikozu: Anything more detailed, Aeryn?
Aeryn Sun: Run quickly.

Aeryn Sun: How are you going Noranti?
Utu-Noranti Pralatong: Preparing mayla spores takes time...
Utu-Noranti Pralatong: ... and spit.
Aeryn Sun: We never have enough time.
Utu-Noranti Pralatong: I don't have enough spit.

"Farscape: Terra Firma (#4.13)" (2003)
Officer Aeryn Sun: Well, Merry frelling Christmas.

"Farscape: Look at the Princess: Part 2: I Do, I Think (#2.12)" (2000)
Officer Aeryn Sun: Now, don't feel bad. It's not you; it's me. I don't like you.

"Farscape: Revenging Angel (#3.16)" (2001)
[inside the mind of a comatose John Crichton, where D'argo is chasing John]
Aeryn Sun: Run, Forrest, run.

"Farscape: Liars, Guns and Money: Part 1: A Not So Simple Plan (#2.19)" (2001)
Officer Aeryn Sun: What are you doing?
John Crichton: Doin' what guys do best. I'm looking for Baywatch.

"Farscape: Relativity (#3.10)" (2001)
Officer Aeryn Sun: I am right, aren't I? We let you live, you come and you find us again.
Xhalax Sun: What, do you expect me to lie, to beg for my life? Crais is right. I will hunt you down and I will kill you.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Goodbye mother.

"Farscape: Through the Looking Glass (#1.17)" (1999)
John Crichton: It's gonna be harder to doubt you in the future.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Well, I apologize for my strengths.

"Farscape: Infinite Possibilities: Part 2 - Icarus Abides (#3.15)" (2001)
[John is dying from Radiation poisoning]
Officer Aeryn Sun: I'm very angry.
John Crichton: Me too.
Officer Aeryn Sun: We had good times.
John Crichton: I wouldn't change it for the world. You made me a better person.
Officer Aeryn Sun: That wasn't hard. I love you. So much.
John Crichton: I love you.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I would've gone to Earth.
John Crichton: I'm sorry you never got to meet my Dad, my real Dad. I'm... sorry I never met your Dad. I'm sorry about a lot of things.
Officer Aeryn Sun: Don't be. I don't want you to go that way.
John Crichton: I won't. Ugh.
Officer Aeryn Sun: What?
John Crichton: They say... it's a lucky or an unambitious man who goes when he's ready. That said... Scorpius is gone, I'm at peace, I don't hurt. I... I did some good things. I'm proud of my life... when I'm with you. Don't worry about me. I've never felt better.

"Farscape: The Choice (#3.17)" (2001)
Aeryn Sun: I returned from the dead. Why can't he?

"Farscape: Picture If You Will (#2.6)" (2000)
Pilot: Officer Sun. Priority message from Zhaan.
Aeryn Sun: What is it, Pilot?
Pilot: Kill Kyvan and get out of there fast.
Aeryn Sun: Acknowledged.
[draws her pulse pistol and shoots Kyvan, then runs to her craft after grabbing a shocked Rygel]

"Farscape: That Old Black Magic (#1.8)" (1999)
Officer Aeryn Sun: You can smell Crichton in all of this?
Ka D'Argo: Yes. His odor is even stronger than yours.
Officer Aeryn Sun: I don't have an odor.

"Farscape: The Flax (#1.12)" (1999)
Officer Aeryn Sun: Can you pass me that ax?
John Crichton: Yeah. What are you gonna do with it?
Officer Aeryn Sun: I'm gonna hack my foot off.
John Crichton: Oh, no, well let me, then.

"Farscape: ...Different Destinations (#3.5)" (2001)
[Several members of the crew have been flung back in time]
Aeryn Sun: You know if we did change things it is possible that we could improve the future.
John Crichton: With our record you think that's gonna happen?
Aeryn Sun: I guess not.

"Farscape: Mind the Baby (#2.1)" (2000)
John Crichton: Sparky. How's my favorite Hynerian?
[Rygel can't speak]
Ka D'Argo: Even I am pleased to see you.
[Rygel continues choking]
Ka D'Argo: Are, uh, are you not well?
John Crichton: You got a frog in your throat? You need a Hynerian Hymlich?
[does Hymlich on Rygel]
Dominar Rygel XVI: Fine! I'll be fine.
[sees Aeryn and starts again]
Dominar Rygel XVI: Slight case of the intons.
John Crichton: What?
Officer Aeryn Sun: It's a Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions.
John Crichton: [laughing] I didn't know you had strong emotions in you, Sparky.
Ka D'Argo: Other than, uh, greed of course.

"Farscape: Crichton Kicks (#4.1)" (2002)
[John and Aeryn in a dream of John's, talking about their child]
John Crichton: Maybe it's not mine at all.
Aeryn Sun: You just won't let that rest, will you?
John Crichton: Nah. Maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny, tiny goatee.
Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
John Crichton: Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
John Crichton: Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
Aeryn Sun: Then we'll know it's yours.

"Farscape: A Prefect Murder (#4.9)" (2002)
Officer Aeryn Sun: I'm getting a really bad ribe.
John Crichton: Oh, god, she's talking English. Vibe. It's a really bad vibe.

"Farscape: Twice Shy (#4.14)" (2003)
Aeryn Sun: No. I'm going to tell you how it's going to go from now on. *You* are going to stop sniffing this dren...
John Crichton: Shut up!
Aeryn Sun: Don't you tell me to shut up!
John Crichton: [moves away from Aeryn] Pilot. My comms are a bit buggy. Can you test the system please?
Pilot: [over the comms] Yes, Commander. But that will take all comms offline for about 30 microts.
John Crichton: I thought so. That'll be fine.
[moves closer to Aeryn]
John Crichton: Shut up and listen to me. Scorpius is here. Looking for the key to what's inside my head. The neural chip, aurora chair, threatening Earth, none of it works because he does not *understand* me.
Aeryn Sun: Stop using him as an excuse!
John Crichton: Please!
John Crichton: You're the key. My achilles. You. If he figures that out. The world and all that's in it is nothing. He will use you and the baby, and I will not be able to stop him.
Aeryn Sun: So you think he's been using the comms? Look at what it's done to you. You're completely paranoid.
Scorpius: [over the comms] Pilot, are we having a problem with the comms?
Pilot: I was just checking them. Some slight irregularities but they appear to be functioning normally.
Aeryn Sun: So it's over.
John Crichton: It's over.
Aeryn Sun: There's nothing more between us.
John Crichton: Nothing.
[they kiss]

"Farscape: We're So Screwed: Part 3: La Bomba (#4.21)" (2003)
Scorpius: [after Crichton drops the bomb down the shaft] What have you done, John?
John Crichton: Fixed your little flower problem.
Officer Aeryn Sun: You reactivated it, didn't you?
John Crichton: It should go off in 60 microts.
Chiana: Then it explodes?
John Crichton: Yeah
Chiana: A big explosion?
John Crichton: Oh god, we should have voted first. All in favor show of hands
[pause - Crichton, Aeryn and Scorpius raise their hands]
John Crichton: Those opposed.
[pause - Chiana and D'Argo raise their hands]
John Crichton: Motion passes 3-2 with Sikozu abstaining.

"Farscape: Natural Election (#4.6)" (2002)
Officer Aeryn Sun: I didn't wanna tell you about the pregnancy until I was sure.
John Crichton: Sure you were pregnant or sure who the father was?
Officer Aeryn Sun: Chiana will be killed.