Quotes for
Archangel Michael (Character)
from Michael (1996)

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Michael (1996)

Michael: And you just gotta remember, Sparky - no matter what they tell you - you can *never* have too much sugar.

Michael: You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.

Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank: Language.

Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.

Michael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.

Michael: I'm not that kind of angel.

Frank Quinlan: Bring him back.
Michael: That's not my area.
Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.

Michael: Battle!

Michael: Hey, what's the opposite of white?
Frank Quinlan: Black.
Michael: No. Yolk.

Michael: Money Changers!

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"Xena: Warrior Princess: Heart of Darkness (#6.3)" (2000)

Archangel Michael: You dare talk of heaven, when you've besmirched so many souls with your nefarious filth?
Xena: Besmirched... is that even a real word?

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