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: [Serves everyone the same, nondescript slop
] For the appetizer, Caesar salad, escargot, and your Oriental spring rolls.
: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard.
: You're so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper.
: Dang lightnin' bugs done bit me on my sit-upon. Somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison. Now don't everybody jump up at once.
: I seen this back in the Dakotas. They can smell fear just by lookin' atcha.
: So keep quiet.
: Main course!
[all quickly refuse
: Don't you worry. It'll keep, and keep, and keep.
[upon seeing Atlantis
: Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!
: [about an Atlantean
] Wow. Look at all those tattoos. Cookie
: Shoot. That ain't nothin'. Look here what I got.
[lifts up shirt, grossing Audrey out
: All 38 United States. Watch me make Rhode Island dance.
[wiggles his belly
: Go on, baby, dance. Dance.
Preston B. Whitmore
: Now, let's go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didn't find anything. Vinny
: No. Just a lot of rocks. And fish, little fish. Sponges. Preston B. Whitmore
: What happened to Helga? Cookie
: Well, we lost her when a flaming zeppelin come down on her...
[Audrey hits him with her parasol
: Uh, missing. Preston B. Whitmore
: That's right. And Rourke? Dr. Sweet
: Nervous breakdown. You could say he went all to pieces. Cookie
: In fact, you could say he was transmogrified and then busted into a zillion...
[Audrey raises her parasol
: He's missing too.
: Blondie, I've got a bone to pick with you. Helga
: [to Milo
] Hold that thought.
: What is it this time, Cookie? Cookie
: You done stuffed my wagon full to bustin' with nonessentials. Look at all this. Cinnamon, oregano, ci-lantro. What in the cockadoodle is ci-lantro?