Patrick Obyedkov
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Patrick Obyedkov (Character)
from "House M.D." (2004)

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"House M.D.: Half-Wit (#3.15)" (2007)
Dr. Gregory House: [scanning a brain damaged musical savant] Patrick, I want you to pretend your leg is a piano.
Patrick Obyedkov: My leg's not a piano.
Dr. Gregory House: I know. That's why I said pretend.
[to Foreman]
Dr. Gregory House: The kid's a moron!

Dr. Gregory House: Do you like your life?
Patrick Obyedkov: What life?

Dr. Gregory House: What the hell were you before you got hit on the head?
Patrick Obyedkov: "Hell" is a bad word.
Dr. Gregory House: So is "ass," "bitch," I could probably rattle off 50 much more complicated and disgusting ones, but then your did would get pissed at me.

Dr. Gregory House: You know what my team is doing right now?
Patrick Obyedkov: No.
Dr. Gregory House: They're trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
Patrick Obyedkov: What's wrong with you?
Dr. Gregory House: Thanks for asking. They found out that I'm dying.
Patrick Obyedkov: That's sad.
Dr. Gregory House: Everyone's dying.
Patrick Obyedkov: That's sad.
Dr. Gregory House: If a meteor lands on my head tomorrow, it's all academic. I told them to leave me alone, but did they?
Patrick Obyedkov: Did they?
Dr. Gregory House: That was rhetorical.