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: What are you hiding? Dr. Gregory House
] I'm gay.
: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn't you fire him? Dr. Gregory House
: He has great hair.
[Stacy interrupts House while with a patient
] Stacy Warner
: I need to talk to you. Dr. Gregory House
: From the doorway? Stacy Warner
: It's confidential Dr. Gregory House
: Cool. I love gossip!
: That's how you tell this guy he's dying? Dr. Gregory House
: Oh relax. He's got a cold, and soon, health insurance!
: As your lawyer, I can't stop you from lying, I can't even be in the room, but I would be remiss if I didn't prep you to lie better.
: Leave the blackmail out of the story you tell the committee. Dr. Gregory House
: I tried to leave it out of the story I told you.
: Where's Chase? Dr. Gregory House
: He's too busy to service you until after work. I've got a couple of minutes, though. Feel free to say something like "What'll we do with the time left over?"
: Did you think I wasn't going to get married? Dr. Gregory House
: Not to someone so poorly endowed. This guy's pancreas is pathetic.
: God, you're an idiot! Dr. Gregory House
: I think I'm more of a jerk.
: Morphine will kill you. Dr. Gregory House
: I can handle it. Stacy Warner
: You're in pain, you're not thinking right! Dr. Gregory House
] That's why I need the damn morphine!
: I know you're not too busy, you avoid work like the plague... unless it actually *is* the plague.
Dr. Gregory House
: [House takes a forkful of food from Mark's plate
] When you save someone's life, they owe you forever. Mark Warner
: You're right, take Stacy. Oh, wait! She'd probably just leave you all over again! Dr. Gregory House
: How's your recovery going? Gotten around to the *small* muscles yet? Mark Warner
: It's not the size of the muscle, it's where you get to *put* it. Stacy Warner
: My goodness, it's like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade.
: We need to talk. Dr. Gregory House
: Oh, God, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really wanna finish high school!
: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up. Dr. Gregory House
: That makes no sense at all.
: Why does this matter to you? Dr. Gregory House
: It's an anomaly. Anomalies bug me. Stacy Warner
: Then you're going to suffer.
Dr. Gregory House
: I am respecting your husband's decision. I don't see why you got a problem with that. Stacy Warner
: Because it's crap! Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them! If you think you're right, you don't give a damn what they think! I did what you do all the time. The only difference is, I did it to you.
: I met Mark at a fundraiser that happened to be held at a... Dr. Gregory House
: You met me at a strip club. Stacy Warner
: You were the worse two dollars I ever spent.
: What was Greg like after I left? Dr. Lisa Cuddy
: Uh, an egomaniacal narcissistic pain in the ass. Same as before you left.
: [House knows she secretly smokes
] Why didn't you say anything? Dr. Gregory House
: 'Cause it helped me monitor your misery level. One trip outside was a good day, upwards of six... you were in hell.