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: I've just... murdered a guy! Chowder
: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.
: What is your problem? DJ
: Uh... puberty! Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.
: Oh my god! Chowder
: What? DJ
: You're a dork!
: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!
: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom.
[Points to 2L bottle filled with something
: Don't drink that! Zee
: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it! DJ
: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street! Zee
] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.
: [to Mr. Nebbercracker
] I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.
: Questions? Chowder
: Yes, umm, are you nuts? I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father, I don't wanna go inside a monster, and I don't wanna die! Jenny
: I say its worth a shot. Chowder
: Yes I agree. Let's do it.
: Can I ask you something? Zee
: Sure you can cantelope. We are going to have so much fun I have tons of activities... DJ
: [rolls eyes
] It's okay. They're gone Zee
: They are? They're gone?
[takes off her pink sweater and reveals she is wearing a black punk t shirt, unties her hair
: [pretending to talk to his father
] Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?
: Hey, DJ, you got any beer?
: Well, hello there... DJ
: [to Jenny
] This is... Chowder... Chowder
: Charles, to the ladies... Jenny
] Um, Jenny Bennett. Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep. DJ
: That's a tough school to get into. Chowder
: Yeah, I got in but decided not to go. Jenny
: It's a girl's school. Chowder
: [nervous pause
] ... Which is why I didn't...
[another nervous pause
: ... You know there's a... there's a great taco stand near there...
: [Playing arcade machine
] You're gonna die! You're gonna die! Skull
: [kills someone in game
] Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head! DJ
] Sir? Skull
: [looks at DJ
] What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.
: [running back to the house
] Don't look back! Chowder
: Aah! I looked back!
: Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...
: Who called you? DJ
: Nebbercracker. Ps, he died today.
: We're dead. You've killed us, and we're dead! DJ
: Shh! I don't think the house knows that we're in here. I bet it thinks we're still in the car. Jenny
: Sounds like it's sleeping. DJ
: The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive, is if we find the heart, and put out the fire. Chowder
: Maybe we should examine our other options? DJ
: Sure. Other option: we wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us. Chowder
: Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.
: It's time for an in your face disgrace!
[basketball ricochets off the hoop and hits Chowder in the face
: Are you okay? Chowder
: My nose is in my brain! DJ
: Let me see - Oh my God! Chowder
: What? DJ
: You're a dork.
: It's her! The house is her!
: Is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross! Chowder
: DJ?... You pee in bottles? DJ
: What are you talking about? That one's your pee.
: Now I know how taco meat feels. DJ
: That makes two of us.