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DJ (Character)
from Monster House (2006)

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Monster House (2006)
DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

Zee: What is your problem?
DJ: Uh... puberty! Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.

DJ: Oh my god!
Chowder: What?
DJ: You're a dork!

DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!

DJ: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom.
[Points to 2L bottle filled with something]
DJ: Don't drink that!
Zee: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!
DJ: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!
Zee: [Sarcastically] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.

DJ: [to Mr. Nebbercracker] I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.

DJ: Questions?
Chowder: Yes, umm, are you nuts? I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father, I don't wanna go inside a monster, and I don't wanna die!
Jenny: I say its worth a shot.
Chowder: Yes I agree. Let's do it.

DJ: Can I ask you something?
Zee: Sure you can cantelope. We are going to have so much fun I have tons of activities...
DJ: [rolls eyes] It's okay. They're gone
Zee: They are? They're gone?
[takes off her pink sweater and reveals she is wearing a black punk t shirt, unties her hair]

Chowder: [pretending to talk to his father] Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?
[turns around]
Chowder: Hey, DJ, you got any beer?
[noticing Jenny]
Chowder: Well, hello there...
DJ: [to Jenny] This is... Chowder...
Chowder: Charles, to the ladies...
Jenny: [interrupting] Um, Jenny Bennett. Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep.
DJ: That's a tough school to get into.
Chowder: Yeah, I got in but decided not to go.
Jenny: It's a girl's school.
Chowder: [nervous pause] ... Which is why I didn't...
[another nervous pause]
Chowder: ... You know there's a... there's a great taco stand near there...

Skull: [Playing arcade machine] You're gonna die! You're gonna die!
Skull: [kills someone in game] Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head!
DJ: [interupts] Sir?
Skull: [looks at DJ] What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.

DJ: [running back to the house] Don't look back!
Chowder: Aah! I looked back!

DJ: Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...

Zee: Who called you?
DJ: Nebbercracker. Ps, he died today.

Chowder: We're dead. You've killed us, and we're dead!
DJ: Shh! I don't think the house knows that we're in here. I bet it thinks we're still in the car.
Jenny: Listen.
[rumbling sound]
Jenny: Sounds like it's sleeping.
DJ: The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive, is if we find the heart, and put out the fire.
Chowder: Maybe we should examine our other options?
DJ: Sure. Other option: we wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us.
Chowder: Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.

Chowder: It's time for an in your face disgrace!
[basketball ricochets off the hoop and hits Chowder in the face]
DJ: Are you okay?
Chowder: My nose is in my brain!
DJ: Let me see - Oh my God!
Chowder: What?
DJ: You're a dork.

DJ: It's her! The house is her!

Jenny: Is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross!
Chowder: DJ?... You pee in bottles?
DJ: What are you talking about? That one's your pee.

Monster House (2006) (VG)
Chowder: Now I know how taco meat feels.
DJ: That makes two of us.